Todd Rudolph Probz

My problems with the world. Run by @jacob_rudy and @MichelleR728. (This is run in full respect. My dad is a great guy, but he sets himself up sometimes.)

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Love the Olay commercial! #MakeSpaceForWomen

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While driving, “You need to up your game and get outta my lane.” 🚘

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Live tweeting from Satan’s gift shop. #AllForChristmas

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“It’s a rather good thing that the state of Alabama has Huntsville and the Space Program because otherwise it’s a hopeless place.”#PeopleCantDrive

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Shopping with the wifey in Birmingham this weekend. My intolerance for Alabama fans is unmeasurable. #BamaFansGotRunOverByAReindeer #SpecificallyByRudolph

[Rocky Top News @rockytop_news]

Today is the yearly reminder of just how stupid the slogan "Anchor Down" is.

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I won Name That Tune round 1 in a showdown at the pool today! #ToddPros #WonAPlasticCup

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My sport is making fun of my sweet wife😓. #ToddProbz

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Officiating my brother's wedding today. I request that you now refer to me as "Rabbi Rudy." #Official #ShalomOut

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On a tour of UT Austin with loving daughter. Excited to see an AED so I knocked on it a few times, thus setting off the alarm. #AskedToLeave

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@philipegrimsley I'm here for people like you Philip. For the people!

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Guess who gets to work today helping everyone who blows up fireworks on themselves? Me. #toddprobz

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Travel review: Myrtle Beach is Gatlinburg with sand. #NotAGoodThing #ToddPros

[Tim Howard @TimHowardGK]

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I believe

I believe that

I believe that we will win

I believe that we will win

I believe that we will win

#OneNationOneTeam

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Regarding road construction: "Oh good, now we get to slow down and smell Arkansas!" #Arkansux #ToddFunnies

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Saw the Alamo today. Not impressed. If I had my Toyota Sequoia and a simple handgun I could have kept Santa Ana out of Texas. Rookies.

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I'm still overwhelmed at the amount of hipsters I saw enjoying the capitalism of Universal and Disney. #irony

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Grandmommy is trying to follow me while I search for a restaurant. Lolz! #ToddDrivingPros

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Yeah, tell me again that child running around the waiting room is REAL sick. #ToddProbz

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My son @jacob_rudy hasn't been home enough this semester to poke fun at me...my ego is getting too big since he's not here!