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I read more than I write, but I'm trying to flip that equation.

[Absent @ToddSpit]

https://t.co/sxWE6jzcz6

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Find me at: https://t.co/rtWSw3Kuuw

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I'm starting a new political party. It's called the greedy, selfish, paranoid fuck heads that are prone to violence because we lack the imagination to think of another solution to our fears. It think it will be very popular.

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@WyrmwoodGaming Kids on Bikes, then D&D5e

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You're not being canceled by woke culture, you're being shamed for saying and doing terrible things. Politicizing shittiness is just a method to avoid introspection.

[Absent @ToddSpit]

Holy fuck. The conspiracy theorists and militia pukes have totally come out of the woodwork on this site again.

Peddle your shitty soldier fantasies elsewhere.

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You have an internet addiction.

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I am really happy with my @DiceEnvy Advent-ure calendar. It had an 11 piece set, a 7 piece set and a variety of resin and metal dice. I would absolutely get another one next year.

[Absent @ToddSpit]

It's not abandoned, strictly speaking.

[Writerly @WriterlyTweets]

In SIX WORDS or fewer, write a story about life in an abandoned castle.
#sixwordstory #6words #writingprompt #castle #haunted

[Absent @ToddSpit]

Merry Christmas

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

Jan 6 Committee refers Trump to DOJ for violating:

1. Obstruction of an official proceeding;
2. Conspiracy to defraud the United States;
3. Conspiracy to make a false statement;
4. Inciting, assisting or aiding/comforting an insurrection

[Absent @ToddSpit]

@elonmusk Nah. I think you should keep riding your rocket straight into the ground.

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

any chance creditors asked for a chat?

[Absent @ToddSpit]

I understand the logic, but its a stupid idea. If you're trying to devalue a social media platform, banning cross compatability is a sure way to do it.

[Absent @ToddSpit]

You still owe me rent money.

[Writerly @WriterlyTweets]

In SIX WORDS or fewer, write a story about two old friends meeting up after decades.
#sixwordstory #6words #writingprompt #friendship #oldfriends

[Absent @ToddSpit]

Guess what!? My @Twitter timeline is almost all promoted tweets and ads. I am not interested in a timeline clearly manufactured to increase screen time.

[Absent @ToddSpit]

So, let me get this straight. Are there or are there not multiple angels named Harold?

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@RepAndyLevin Thank you Congressman. I have been proud of the work you've done for our district and hope to see you serving us again in the future.

[Absent @ToddSpit]

Sure sounds like this walking turd of a man is trying to manipulate stock prices by giving the illusion of more cash on hand. https://t.co/oTGIR6swSy

[Absent @ToddSpit]

Squirrels been peeing on the raspberries.

[Writerly @WriterlyTweets]

In SIX WORDS or fewer, write a story about being lost in a forest where the trees tell you dark secrets.
#sixwordstory #6words #writingprompt #fantasy #SECRET

[Absent @ToddSpit]

Now @twitter has taken away the option to see fewer follows from people I follow. Why bother following if the stream is going to just get jam packed with the most popular 6th degree of seperation accounts anyway?

Fix your shit or I'm out.