Todd Swoope

(Former) King in the North

[Todd Swoope @ToddSwoope]

World, meet Rowan. Rowan, meet the world.

8lbs 11ounces.

[Todd Swoope @ToddSwoope]

@pokehuntdotfun 16661

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@tenminutetom @PokemonTCGLive Yeah this seems to have bricked quite a few people's games. @PokemonTCGLive can we get an acknowledgment that you're aware?

[Todd Swoope @ToddSwoope]

Oh man, look out everyone: this guys got 115 hours!

[Kaelan Dorr @Kaelan47]

Wrong.

[Todd Swoope @ToddSwoope]

Ok so maybe this a dumb question, but who asked for this? There's already an anime, it covers so much, why is this a thing?

[Netflix @netflix]

Here's your first look at THE ONE PIECE, WIT Studio's all-new anime adaptation, coming February 2027.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Todd Swoope @ToddSwoope]

Imagine calling yourself a “Texan” and not k owing what a smoked turkey leg looks like.

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

What the hell is he eating?

It’s not BBQ—because Talarico is passionately anti-meat.

Is that a tofu log?

[Todd Swoope @ToddSwoope]

Gotta hand it to @Pittsburgh, I am really impressed with their logistics for the draft and movement throughout the city. You guys did really well.

@CoreyOConnorPA

[Todd Swoope @ToddSwoope]

If this doesn't give you chills then you can just leave.

https://t.co/aMy4mBD2sD

[Todd Swoope @ToddSwoope]

The World seeing Trump is at Walter Reed:

[Todd Swoope @ToddSwoope]

It’s tough being a dad in 2026 when you’re always comparing yourself to a cartoon dog.

[Frank Bumb @frankbumb]

Matt Damon literally loses every single dime in this scene. He has to stop playing poker and drive a red-eye morning shift truck to rebuild his life cuz he nuked his entire bankroll on a bad shove.

Fucking casuals coming into my Rounders dojo being DISRESPECTFUL.

[Todd Swoope @ToddSwoope]

@AdamSchefter I don’t think folks can grasp how absolutely atrocious traffic and lack of parking is going to be.

[Todd Swoope @ToddSwoope]

@PardonMyMeme Not sure what i'm supposed to be looking at, but all I can see is his Kenny Pickett hands.

[Todd Swoope @ToddSwoope]

I had a dream that Mike McCarthy and I drove around the neighborhoods of Pittsburgh solving mysteries and looking for a serial killer.

[Todd Swoope @ToddSwoope]

The modern day equivalent of the phone ringing as your parents sat down to dinner is your Slack or Teams chat notifications going off as you sit down.

[Todd Swoope @ToddSwoope]

どんな #ポケモン会えるかな ？

#ポケモン30周年 #PR @poke_times

[Todd Swoope @ToddSwoope]

@ToneDigz Hammer that Patriot's under.

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

MAGA now is the time for us patriots to stand behind our president

Just because he raped a few kids and had another killed doesn’t mean he isn’t still our god king

As a true MAGA Patriot I’ll always stand with Trump because Jesus died on that cross for our sins

🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

[Todd Swoope @ToddSwoope]

It was the whole Gestapo thing, wasn’t it?

[Natasha Bertrand @NatashaBertrand]

“DHS has suspended border patrol official Gregory Bovino’s access to his social media accounts effective immediately, according to a source familiar with the matter.” via @priscialva
https://t.co/TgPJDslfa1

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@MattWalshBlog @Rythom25