“Despite the rotting roo, lawn-mower's nightmare and masturbating pigs, Todd and Jeff have never looked back ...”
Kind of in love with this ABC story on inner city couple Todd and Jeff who were ill-equipped AF for their tree change to the Hunter Valley.
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My friends at Better Reading are giving away some signed copies of Helga. Now I know you’ve all bought yours... but if you want to give a signed copy as a gift for Mother’s Day enter via the link below! https://t.co/S60iE0sAU9
Thirty Thousand Bottles of Wine And a Pig Called Helga - A Not-so Perfect Tree Change is available now at your local bookstore, online and wherever books are sold. Give mum the giggles for Mother’s Day. Buy online now https://t.co/sgIYsT2ZH9 https://t.co/faOThYiDri
My very clever swine has fashioned herself a daybed in the dirt beneath the goats’ climbing frame. It’s the ultimate in piggy luxury. #bookstagram#apigcalledhelga#vegan @ Block Eight Hunter Valley — at Block Eight Hunter Valley https://t.co/gKdmoyKzpN
The animals’ new 1 acre fenced enclosure is nearing completion. With a dam for wallowing, hills to climb, fields to graze, a three bedroom terrace with water views and a gym to play on... well the word “spoilt”... https://t.co/iIXhxqchOf
Welcome to Block Eight, Shirley and Warren. Rescued from very uncertain futures and almost-certain separation we are chuffed you twins came into our lives! #bookstagram#apigcalledhelga#twinsheep @ Block Eight Hunter Valley — at Block Eight... https://t.co/QrPEVTBTIV
Congrats to @vivie_g and @the_optimist_and_the_pessimist you’ve won two bottles of our 2014 Reserve Sem! Please DM me your address. Thanks for helping spread the word about Thirty Thousand Bottles of Wine And... https://t.co/DpHHGbQycX
Leroy has one favourite page in Thirty Thousand Bottles of Wine And a Pig Called Helga! Tag me in a photo of an animal reading it and you could win two bottles of our 2014 Reserve Semillon. #apigcalledhelga... https://t.co/jwzLvO7u1S
One of the benefits of doing an author tour is that sometimes Helga gets gifts... Like these adorable piggy cupcakes from @goawayimreading at last night’s brilliant #hornsbylibrary event. Like most kids she... https://t.co/3cWSByXFkT
I feel very fortunate that I get to begin and end every workday with my lovely four-legged and feathered posse. It’s a far cry from city traffic! #bookstagram#apigcalledhelga#newreleases#treechange https://t.co/6RqFCvvsle
Sydneysiders! Come along to my first ever Thirty Thousand Bottles of Wine And a Pig Called Helga event this coming Monday night at Berkelouw Books Paddington! You can book your tickets here: https://t.co/3GhJtzY9LH I hope to see you there for laughter, reading and signing
We are dancing with joy - thanks to our lovely family and friends for going out to grab your copies of Thirty Thousand Bottles of Wine And a Pig Called Helga! #bookstagram#newreleases#apigcalledhelga https://t.co/mg016XB52j