NotHotToddy

I make snarky remarks. Sometimes they're funny, mostly not.

[NotHotToddy @ToddyNot]

@eliash10 @huskerfan25 I hope top-level talent won't see this and opt to go to another red team a little more north who have shown a player-lead team who live and breathe togetherness and a strong, sister-like bond can still win a bunch of games and get to the WCWS...

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@TruePat10906538 @OffThePress1 Yes, they're aren't enough holidays to celebrate the nuclear family. They have been legislated against and treated as lesser people since the dawn of time.

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@PupDuane @HailVarsity @Austin2Jacobsen https://t.co/dE9bu4c0Iw

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@cheesetrader1 Probably also why the glass ketchup bottle takes forever to come out and then it literally empties the entire contents in 0.015 seconds

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@FloraLuzz_ Obama didnt sue the IRS, then have his DOJ settle, and also force the IRS to agree to never have his own family audited ever.
But yes, Obama.
Cállate, puta asquerosa.

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@NancyMace Cállate, puta asquerosa - signed an English-speaking white male from Nebraska

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@Joba_44 Unfortunately I just watched to ABS challenges gone horribly wrong. A's batter challenged an obvious and ABS confirmed "ball", still called a strike.
Other one the strike was challenged IMMEDIATELY, the ump refused, and the guy popped out, then the 1st base ump ejected him. 🙃

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@Lincoln_VB @ByJeffSheldon don't know if you saw the Instagram official post, but Bergan is now engaged to Cale!

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@Amie_Just Is that when Noodles & Co leave but someone wants to open a knockoff?

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@itsrosesm I think that people who idolize a politician are weird.
I think that if you think people who criticize your favorite politician have a "derangement syndrome" should also remember the amount of shit they talk about the other party's members and admit their own "syndrome".

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@eliash10 Is Painter the backup ring bearer?

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@Frosty04635237 @citizens_sanity @WhiteHouse The woke agenda or child abuse? I could care less about the woke agenda because it doesn't involve me.
I don't care who, what party, or their position/what they do.
Arrest and investigate them ALL!!

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@SonRanto That is truly amazing! Grammy worthy!

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@huskersjames Ava!!!!!!

[Daily Memes @thedailymemes_]

Absolute cinema.

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@hwinkler4real We just make it up as we go.
In his next speech he's gonna tell us how he was water skiing and had to jump over a shark

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@StephenM You parade around with guys who have sex with literal children.

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@theliamnissan Your post was too wordy. Its ok because I fixed it for you.

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@StephenM Aren't you due to pick up some kids from Jr high for date night?