Não quero gente do Sul reclamando de enchente
Não quero gente do Norte reclamando de queimada
Não quero gente do Sudeste reclamando de milícia e de metrô pegando fogo
Centro-oeste eu não vou falar nada pq pra mim ali sempre foi um grande pasto, podem ir pra puta que pariu
My brother-in-law made a comment at a family pool party about my sister's stretch marks after she gave birth to their twins, saying, "You used to look so athletic." Their 8-year-old son looked right at him and said, "Dad, Mom made two whole people in her belly. What did you make in yours besides that big beach ball?" My sister didn't even have to say a word.