Tod Farmer Texans diehard

Long term community member of RCPS, food connoisseur, texans ride or die, "solitude is serenity", family man, future home owner.

[Tod Farmer Texans diehard @TodpaulFerrari]

Also, how come every math teacher has an accent that makes them uncomprehendable. God forbid our students are used to the dialect of the land of the free and the home of the brave.#fuckoff

[Tod Farmer Texans diehard @TodpaulFerrari]

Hi everyone, my heart goes out for all students. Cause what do you mean they have a math test the last period before the weekend, that the math teacher didn't prep them for, and neglected the day 7 and 8 notes. I am sick of this Democracy! Bring back Hellen Keller.

[Tod Farmer Texans diehard @TodpaulFerrari]

#Gooning

[Tod Farmer Texans diehard @TodpaulFerrari]

Hey guys, wifed up again. #fuckmyex #unctalkulisten

[Tod Farmer Texans diehard @TodpaulFerrari]

Up right now, anyone else feeling. horny or is it just me? #vasectomy

[Tod Farmer Texans diehard @TodpaulFerrari]

Every time his teacher makes a joke, you can hear 14 deer falling dead off of pure embarrassment.

[Tod Farmer Texans diehard @TodpaulFerrari]

My sons dumbass English teacher decided to drop a $16 charge because its been 5 days of him not returning it, I'm insanely close to marching my ass up that school and having a nice WORD with that fucking prick teacher.

[Tod Farmer Texans diehard @TodpaulFerrari]

@RBalbino1265870 perfect, make sure they are at least 55 years old.

[Tod Farmer Texans diehard @TodpaulFerrari]

@RBalbino1265870 Thanks tone, anyways looking forward to that fresh gabagool when I see you. #1percentitalian

[Tod Farmer Texans diehard @TodpaulFerrari]

Anyways about my marital status as many of you are wondering, Debbie is gone like a corner street whore on y2k new years. She had the AUDICITY to yell at me when I returned so i decided to take the kids and the money, and drop her off at a motel until the divorce hearing.

[Tod Farmer Texans diehard @TodpaulFerrari]

Finally back from whatever the fuck that was. Never been abducted by Russians before but that was a wild ride. Anyways fuck steel city, fuck Mike Tomlin, fuck that ayahuasca using slut. Im back bitch #RNneverleave

[Sherwood Lovehead 𝕏 @biczaddy]

@TheSports_Shift Everybody saying the Texans would win ? Oh yall know ball

[Tod Farmer Texans diehard @TodpaulFerrari]

Coming into my last push before winter break, feeling amazing, have a couple broads to look forward to. Just have a few meetings at work to get through until I can get wasted and cheat on my wife.

[Tod Farmer Texans diehard @TodpaulFerrari]

talk about bullshit, why do i have to wake up to take my fucking dumb son when there’s about an average asian penis full of snow on the fucking ground. sick of this shit. #certifiedRN

[Tod Farmer Texans diehard @TodpaulFerrari]

I officially think I'm a WANGHAF. Just like my cousin Vanilla bread.
#certifiedstreetcracka

[Tod Farmer Texans diehard @TodpaulFerrari]

@SportsCenter I know I have good D but man that d is so hard.

[Tod Farmer Texans diehard @TodpaulFerrari]

@RBalbino1265870 the youngest is gonna end up running brooklyn just like you!

[Tod Farmer Texans diehard @TodpaulFerrari]

@RBalbino1265870 Direct message me.

[Tod Farmer Texans diehard @TodpaulFerrari]

Is it illegal to launder money? not gonna do it just kinda wondering. Anyways, have to put in my down payment for my new house and Debbie doesn't want to contribute for shit. Luckily I have close to enough money for it gonna figure out how to get more.

[Tod Farmer Texans diehard @TodpaulFerrari]

look at my nephews man. Kids get run through every game but man are they adorable.