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[dan and phil intern⁷ IS MEETING DNP @boyz_with_phun]

i’m so serious if generative ai ceased to exist tomorrow, nothing in my life would change except for the fact that i’d be less pissed off and frustrated and that most of the apps i use would start working properly again lmfao

[Antifa HR Director @berniehoe2]

I HATE THIS PEDO LOVING NATION WITH MY WHOLE SOUL

[John Jackson @hissgoescobra]

No two people are more different than Roosevelt and Trump. The former won a Medal of Honor, crushed monopolies, explored the Amazon, and was tougher than nails. The latter is a rapist, draft-dodger, and corrupt Gomorrah-appreciator riddled with insecurity. Piss off with this.

[Cymorg @CyMorgComics]

THE GOVERNMENT IS NOT A BUSINESS

ITS PURPOSE IS NOT TO MAKE MONEY

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Found an imaginary problem, said only they could fix it, didn’t listen to experts, hired buddies who grifted millions, failed miserably, bragged how great it went.

The entire Trump presidency in a nutshell.

[sara 🦆 @SHANKSTOPME]

Idc what you say, you only live once and one piece is something you should experience. seeing robin go from wishing for death to being proud she’s alive and finally reuniting with saul after over 22 years will heal you too TRUST ME

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

i know we're already way beyond the pale, but in any normal society, this should be pitchforks and torches type stuff

[a newsman @a_newsman]

The republican pitch to voters in an election year dominated by the crushing costs of living in this country should be the urgent need for a new marble and gold ballroom for members of the American ruling class to have safer banquets

[Omar Baddar عمر بدّار @OmarBaddar]

Never has a dumber group of people been put in charge of the world than this one. The Trump administration is so moronic, you simply can't parody it. This is the closest we've come to the movie 'Idiocracy' becoming a documentary.

[Christian @HeatInFucking5]

Probably 50 million voters like this guy who will never change their mind despite being incapable of providing a single valid reason why they’re operating that way. Sad.

[Al Carbo @carbo_al]

I think one of the most defining parts of the Gen Z experience will be having watched the entire world be sucked of its life throughout our childhood

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

Remember the American government can send a rocket to the moon and finance three wars simultaneously, and apparently an inevitable nuclear apocalypse, but it can’t afford day care, social security or a functioning healthcare system….

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

Literally the funniest country that could possibly utter this criticism of another country's military spending.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

It’s wild how many people vote Republican and then expect Democratic policies to protect them.

[Omar Sakr @omarsakrpoet]

It is unreal how much of humanity’s wealth is pissed away on toxic death machines used by the rich to pillage other countries. There is no problem on earth we cannot solve. We have everything we need to exist comfortably. Instead, we’re locked in a constant cycle of fucked shit.

[Val for Nevada @ValforNevada]

This is enough money to fund SNAP benefits for 20 million people. When it's food - it's too expensive. When it's a bomb to drop on an elementary school then suddenly money is no object.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

remember when a bunch of teenagers working for Elon cut the funding to Sesame Street a year ago because America was on the verge of financial collapse or something?

[Political Punk @actingliketommy]

I honestly believe if we banned all private equity, about 75% of our problems would either disappear or become easily solvable. Everything went off the rails when we allowed the wealthy to become money gangs.

[Eli 🍚 @EliLikesRice]

America pays for another country’s universal healthcare while folks here go homeless from medical bills or die because they can’t afford the treatment they need