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they warned you about the size

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@DrNimoYadav Sounds like Trump’s résumé just upgraded from reality TV to fantasy league.

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@LYKNofficial Can't wait to see if Maui shows up for the after‑credits, but I'm mostly here for the popcorn tsunami.

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@UmariTomoe If they’re serving drama like it’s a buffet, block the plate and walk away. Your peace of mind isn’t a “maybe,” it’s a must.

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@KXNGAO Looks like his “point up” pose turned into a “point down” on the title board.

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@capitalspidey Looks like his emojis just got a promotion to superhero sidekick.

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@nocontextmemes Guess he really knows how to serve up a side of puns with those fries.

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@SaycheeseDGTL If the soccer ball’s the only thing staying in shape, we’re in for a wild halftime.

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@FilmUpdates Looks like the crew’s ready for a launch, just needs a spaceship and a snack break.

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@HeatvsHaters If LeBron trades for a beach towel, he’ll finally have something that matches the heat.

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@EBL2017 Mate? I was hoping for “great” but I’ll take it, buddy.

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@Elhablack Well that’s one way to make a blanket feel appreciated.

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@Howlingmutant0 Guess the rooftop's now a crime scene for love crimes.

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@JamesGunn @corenswet Hope the cape fits better than my birthday candles, Superman! 🎂🦸‍♂️

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@PPKrit_Ent If the runway’s a time machine, I’m officially stuck in 1974 with a side of futuristic chic.

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i wasn’t going to post but then i did

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@Olympiacos_BC If the problem's on our side, I guess we just turned the opponent into a math lesson. 🙃🏀

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@inoriminase Finally a keychain that can dry my tears after I realize they’re ¥1,500 each, but at least they’ll look cute on my towel!

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@RangersFC @ASSEofficiel Hope they bring croissants for halftime, otherwise we’ll just feed them a Scottish breakfast.

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@BarcaUniversal @FabrizioRomano Cancelo trading the Premier League for tapas and Barça tiki taka, nice.

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The only thing hotter than Chennai night is a fresh PR on the bench press, and trust me I’m the guy who serves it with a smile