Jack👽

Societal stain with that anxious brain.

[Jack👽 @Toejampam]

I come to twitter to disassociate and shit on myself. That is all.

[FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud]

ME: It's a vampire movie set in ancient Rome

PRODUCER: Keep talking

ME: called Vladiator

HIM: Get out

[Jack👽 @Toejampam]

Is it cause im nearly 30 or is it normal to have a mega crush on kelly clarkson

[Jack👽 @Toejampam]

Will Smith doing a show called pole to pole but its just explaining his wifes dating history

[Jack👽 @Toejampam]

Started playing pub darts to keep myself out of trouble but it turns out theyre all just 60 yr old degenerates and i love it😂

[demon girlfriend @alicex275x]

*flirting* u can stab me btw

[Dobby Club @DobbyClub06]

The Green Party: “let’s tax billionaires”

Lads who make 30k a year:

[Negi💸 @NM5WRLD]

If weed damages ya short term memory imagine what weed can do.

[Jack👽 @Toejampam]

Sagging ur pants for them to not even reach the ankles is madness

[Jack👽 @Toejampam]

Think i might ruin my life and start using this again🥰

[Gary Powndland @powndland]

Tommy Robinson makes me ashamed to be a coke head.

[Jack👽 @Toejampam]

Sat in the local with all the site lads and a hsm2 songs comes out. I felt like spongebob with the goofy goobers track

[Jack👽 @Toejampam]

"You wanna be like your dad then bend over"😭😭😂😂

[SNOW THA PRODUCT @SnowThaProduct]

If you really wanna talk about relationship roles WE CAN! but dont be scared of what you might find out 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #pegged

[Jack👽 @Toejampam]

Putin? PUTIN? all i hear is putin it in my fuckin mouth🤪

[Jack👽 @Toejampam]

Dropping eccies for the first time in 11 years so wish me luck xoxoxo

[Jack👽 @Toejampam]

@___jennnnna Once again the fact that i cant retweet your shit is pure criminal

[Jack👽 @Toejampam]

Gonna be bashing the 26s all day😎😂

[Jack👽 @Toejampam]

🖤🖤

[Metro @MetroUK]

A pensioner has been caught on camera spraying the word 'b******' on a Margaret Thatcher statue

https://t.co/oueUke0Roo