fillet o fish supremacist🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

scholar, bard, professional moocher

[fillet o fish supremacist🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ToenailBomber]

I am in the process of writing the Christmas number one. This is the ultimate jobless person grift. I have no experience writing songs, I can’t play any instruments, but make my words I will live off royalties for the rest of my life.

[fillet o fish supremacist🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ToenailBomber]

WHY do I keep seeing cancer and Taurus memes

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

Evergreen

[William Gerrard @Bill_Gerrard]

This looks like a vignette Danny from The Shining would stumble upon in Room 237

[fillet o fish supremacist🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ToenailBomber]

I don’t think she’s ugly but she looks like she works in HR and that’s the off putting factor for me. She looks like she’s about to fire me for what I said in the slack channel.

[Spencer Greenberg 🔍 @SpencrGreenberg]

Take part in our attraction study by rating faces! https://t.co/b9dM4xGi1P

[Respectable Financier @RspctbleFncr]

More than any Kurdish Vape Shop, the hardest slap of British decline is how Oxford Union debaters are now clearly performing sections which are supposed to be clipped for TikTok

[Devil’s advocate @KreoleBelle]

He’s fucking a family member or a man. Or he is raping a child. If it’s not anything sexual…he murdered someone. All I know is something incriminating is in there.

[fillet o fish supremacist🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ToenailBomber]

Possible worst timing: cut my hair off because it was too hot then dumped bf because loser but now people will think I cut my hair because of him

[YoshiJoshi ⭐️⭐️ @YoshiJoshi_]

@maxtempers Jack the PIPper

[° ʚ 𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐚 ɞ ° @liamarshallxo]

when i was 17-21 i wanted to try every drug i could get my hands on no matter the risk and it's always weird to me that other ppl didn't have that phase

[gnocchii☤ @rukittenm3e]

1. I am a genius
2. There is not a single thing I don’t excel at
3. Cigarettes will never hurt me
4. I know what you did
5. I don’t experience withdrawal
6. I want to go swimming

[Soda @soda_joke]

returning to this issue: if you believe a shaved-bald head is more attractive than a kempt receding hairline, you're part of the intellectual underclass

[chuck bass @THEZONEEEEEE]

The UK prime minister job is a poisoned chalice bc they rely on the boomer vote to get elected but basically everything needed to fix the country requires cutting back on boomer benefits and preferences

[Ella Dorn 唐棠 @elladorn_]

We should put some shops on Oxford St. where tourists can get their photos taken like this in a real armoured vehicle with authentic flash

[tomie @tomieinlove]

ADHD “sufferers” be like yeah I finally started doing well at school after they gave me performance-enhancing drugs and doubled the amount of time I had for tests

[y. @WhyVeeES]

The girl who takes five weed gummies then listens to literal monster noises so she can hit her run goal is the nuttiest person I’ve seen on this here internet.

[el𐔌˙. 🌌 @crystalbepis_]

the idea that US states are as culturally diverse as European countries is quite possibly the funniest bit of American exceptionalism to come out of this whole saga. it's so painfully obvious that most of these lads have never left their home country

[nathaniel @nathanielro]

Squidward was in his 40s in 1999 meaning he had his prime years during the AIDS crisis. It’s likely he spent a large portion of his life closeted or self-loathing. It makes sense he would resent SpongeBob’s carefree lifestyle. SpongeBob is everything Squidward couldn't be

[MoldyDolphin🐬🔆 @MoldyDolphin]

"Scotland" "oppressed" larp larp larp sahur