Adri Lot

overworked, underbaked

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Hello, you may refer to me as

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A small wildlife rescue company called "two men and a duck"

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I would like to have the confidence of a cat sprinting down a flight of stairs at full speed

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did a raccoon write this

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shoot I lost my fidget whisker (my found fallen cat whisker I stab myself with during zoom meetings)

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There is exactly one thing I learned in high school chemistry that I still carry with me today, and it is to waft smells over to myself rather than lean over a hot bubbling pot. Thought you should know.

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Recipe developers be like "a tangle of pasta"

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Would you agree that diarrhea seems is much grosser when spelled “diarrhoea?” I would

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Grateful to all the bot girlies for massively inflating my follower count 🫶

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Any nickname resembling “[X] McGee” is lazy. There I’ve said it

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Lyft driver turned on lite fm as I got in the car. Feeling unseen.

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Please don’t yell at me

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White collar workforce lingo is wild!! I was just thanked for "actioning so quickly"

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My soul hath a desire and longing for saltine crackers soaked in the soup of an instant ramen packet

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The only acceptable substitute for regular sugar is coconut sugar. I’ve said my piece.

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Had my first “you totally don’t look 29 you look amazing” moment from a 22 y.o. at club tonight 👵🏼

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How to do eyeliner so not look like child did???

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He has rizz indeed (this one goes out to all the gen z Christians)

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My favorite morning activity is blowing my nose directly into my hand while washing my face. Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it

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I hate the song "he needs me" (shelley duvall) and spotify refuses to accept that

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@traw93 Does that mean you killed people?