Patrick “toenail” Vance

TAMU ALUM ‘97 | Former ΚΣ pledge master | bag connoisseur | alumni hazer | conservative 🦅🇺🇸

[Patrick “toenail” Vance @ToenailVance]

At the bar and the ex just showed up. What’s the play here? #send

[Patrick “toenail” Vance @ToenailVance]

I’m a drake glazer but is it unpopular to say all 3 albums are mid?

[Patrick “toenail” Vance @ToenailVance]

Is playing clash while driving optimal?

[Patrick “toenail” Vance @ToenailVance]

Are we deadass

[Patrick “toenail” Vance @ToenailVance]

A white washed black guy is way cooler than a black washed white guy

[Patrick “toenail” Vance @ToenailVance]

Thank you to all the girls at TAMU for wearing a frat t shirt on the first day of class so I know to stay away from you. #boplore #tamu #ferda

[Patrick “toenail” Vance @ToenailVance]

Got chills down my spine, SAE is on all fours to give a bid. #ferda #wgooch #chills

[Patrick “toenail” Vance @ToenailVance]

In the most disrespectful way possible, If you use Ohio State in Cfb you’re a bitch. #cfb26 #shrink

[Patrick “toenail” Vance @ToenailVance]

19 follower SSN reveal

[Patrick “toenail” Vance @ToenailVance]

Lunch break. No need to reinvent the wheel. #runtheball

[Patrick “toenail” Vance @ToenailVance]

Anyone seen my vape? Green vuse I’ll let you rip it a few times

[Patrick “toenail” Vance @ToenailVance]

First legal beer in Turks. Keeping it simple. #Lank

[Patrick “toenail” Vance @ToenailVance]

@Furmtheworm83 Jelly,

No mailboxes were hit this ride home, had 7 beers instead of 8 this time.

Toenail

[Patrick “toenail” Vance @ToenailVance]

Ah yes, another day enjoying my (dad’s) hard earned money. #bagtalk

[Patrick “toenail” Vance @ToenailVance]

Funny how they let you off work for Juneteenth like the blacks had a job to go to anyway. #shoutouttoallmyniggas

[Patrick “toenail” Vance @ToenailVance]

Had a good time with my son today this year for Father’s Day. Got him his first beerita! Lol! #whiteandproud

[Patrick “toenail” Vance @ToenailVance]

Just listened to born in the USA trap remix thanks to this guy. #freedom
Talked about his recent hatred towards teslas. #maga

[Patrick “toenail” Vance @ToenailVance]

@Furmtheworm83 Oh my God Fay the fuck out of this 🤟🏼

[Patrick “toenail” Vance @ToenailVance]

@Furmtheworm83 Frank, please list again this made my day seeing a real ball knower.

Best regards, Toenail

[Patrick “toenail” Vance @ToenailVance]

Am I in love? Yes. #Expand