Christopher

[Christopher @Toephurbaudel]

@hey_mindi @bstocksol Those are like 9 dollars each at Sam’s

[Christopher @Toephurbaudel]

I will never trust a man who has ever had grinder on their phone at any point in life.

[Christopher @Toephurbaudel]

@FatKidDeals Didn’t work have any new ones?

[Christopher @Toephurbaudel]

@elonmuskTN 33

[Christopher @Toephurbaudel]

Kinda just want to be home and take a shot

[Christopher @Toephurbaudel]

@FatKidDeals Didn’t work

[Christopher @Toephurbaudel]

I like squirrels and they’re cute but my dog doesn’t fuck with them so I don’t either

[Christopher @Toephurbaudel]

If you use your iPhone sideways or text on iMessages like that you’re insane

[Christopher @Toephurbaudel]

Fridges are so fire cause why why did I just grab the coldest spiciest Coke Zero ever

[Christopher @Toephurbaudel]

Just bit into a canes chicken strip it tasted like fish..

[Christopher @Toephurbaudel]

It’s literally my fault. I do too much. I tried to hard. I care too much and then expect the same.

[Christopher @Toephurbaudel]

“ You’d didn’t have to” well you didn’t tell me not to or stop me… obviously I’m going to? Ugh.

[Christopher @Toephurbaudel]

Deleted Instagram and TikTok this is all I have left. Whoever is following me then hope you enjoy my thoughts.

[Christopher @Toephurbaudel]

@FatKidDeals Code doesn’t work for any colour now

[Christopher @Toephurbaudel]

@Teslaconomics Did this like last week..

[Christopher @Toephurbaudel]

I hate ran thru whores :(

[Christopher @Toephurbaudel]

@hi_im_keegan This is absolutely fucking insane 😭

[Christopher @Toephurbaudel]

THE FUCK DO I CARE @katyperry WENT TO SPACE FOR????

[Christopher @Toephurbaudel]

@woowoo