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🚨TURN NOTIFICATIONS ON🚨 | Political Correspondent @cnn @msnbc | Presented by the Jimmy V Foundation

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mood tn 😎😎😎

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In bikini bottom I’m with sandy

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@heneasy8 Autocorrect and beers thanks for the engagement

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10 foreigns outside bitch I feel like Big Meetch #RIPDolph

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“There’s something about my vibe that really attracts middle eastern men. I don’t know what it is”

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#KeepPounding

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I make negative $70,000 a year. I don’t have a fucking “five year plan”

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First time long time with the password to this account exciting stuff. Fuck Lane Kiffin

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What is lil yachty up to man

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“I haven’t eaten box since I stopped drinking”

- anonymous

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Rodney King baby I #BeatItLikeACop

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It’s about that time

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Hump day motivation. Thank you coach!

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Seeing an insane amount of 2025 “Vision Boards” and ladies we gotta fucking dial it in

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@BillTingleberry I hate to say you don’t know a god damn thing

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Every male born between 1995-2002 has 100% googled “Erin Andrews peephole”

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If Indiana loses to Purdue I’ll post hole #bankit

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@darrenrovell Reminiscent of Pat Fitzgerald’s prison get up

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@TheOregonDuck Duck I gotta warn you, most people are normally scaling the walls to get outta there

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I would’ve gone D1, but I wanted to slap clam

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No one is talking about how inflation has affected the price of whippets.

@JoeBiden what will you do to fight the war on compressed gas?

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Creamer alert!