Oluwatomisin

A Mechanical Engineer | certified Health and Safety Executive | VALUE Oriented | Entrepreneur

[Oluwatomisin @Tofam001]

@maxvayshia 😂 e go be

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

Another perfect day to clear up some common misconceptions.

Listen:

1. You don't NEED antibiotics when you have a cold.

2. You CANNOT shift anybody's womb. You cannot even reach it. Don't be stupid.

3. Diabetes is NOT caused by adding too much sugar to your garri.

4. For the last time, Typhoid is NOT malaria and malaria is not Tyforce. Stop diagnosing yourself of typhoid everytime you are ill or have a fever or stomach upset.

5. Hypertension ISN'T caused just by too much thinking.

6. You CANNOT "flush" ur system of illness by "pissing all the sickness away". They LIED to you..6. Your body doesn't need daily supplements. Just eat normally and healthy.

7. You do not need a special kind of tea to flush your system. You are not a public toilet.

8. Putting spoon in a person's mouth during a convulsion will NOT stop ANY convulsion.

9. Taking "Hampicloss" after sexual intercourse will NOT protect you from sexually transmitted infections or pregnancy.

10. Stop the daily douching and stop washing your vaginas with antiseptics. You are only exposing yourself to infections.

Oh... and this one is very important:

Slimming tea CANNOT remove all that fat. It will only make you purge till you are dehydrated (if you are very religious with it) and land you in the accident and emergency of the nearest teaching hospital to you. Go to a Gym, work out and DIET!

Pass it on if you care.

[Oluwatomisin @Tofam001]

@osemagnum Amen

[Oluwatomisin @Tofam001]

@osemagnum @peace_igho Amen

[Oluwatomisin @Tofam001]

@osemagnum Amen

[Oluwatomisin @Tofam001]

@osemagnum Amen

[Oluwatomisin @Tofam001]

@maxvayshia Happy birthday Doc.
Cheers to more good life 🥂

[Michael Taiwo @AskMichaelTaiwo]

This is me during my Shell Recruitment Day in November 2011.

1hr after the whole day group interview, I got the phone call I can never forget, “Congratulations, they all loved you. When can you start?”

If you have an upcoming group interview where they put a bunch of you together in a room and give you a task to work on together, then sit up.

I will tell you my secrets.

I don’t need them anymore and it can help you land your dream job.

They are what I used during my SRD.

I have given the same playbook to many mentees who used them to land their dream jobs in various companies.

So, trust me, this works.

A 🧵

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

A lot of people say they don't owe anyone anything but i cannot say the same for myself.

Too many hands have lifted me. A lot of people held it down for me and made sacrifices to make sure i had mu head above water.

So many hands were there to support me when i had my back up against the wall.

All i can wish for is to be able to return the favour when the time comes.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Some of you avoid your friends when you don’t have money because it feels humiliating. Some of you cut off your friends when they don’t have money.

Even if you can’t help your friend’s situation, they don’t have to carry the burden alone. “I don’t have N500k to give you, but we gather dey. The little I have , we can share it.”

A simple conversation and the awareness that they are not alone, could stop a person from going depressed, committing suicide or drowning mentally.

[Oluwatomisin @Tofam001]

@drUmorenUC @FirstBankngr @FBN_help @cenbank @moniepointng I can imagine. Just convince him to appear in person and get it documented. With that, Firstbank should lift the lien on your account without further delay

[Oluwatomisin @Tofam001]

@drUmorenUC @FirstBankngr @FBN_help @cenbank @moniepointng The evidence is tenable. It is something they can work around with.
For documentation purpose, they might not be able to rely on just a call from complainant, why not advise the complainant to walk in to the branch and document that he has been refunded. Just a suggestion

[Oluwatomisin @Tofam001]

@ChibuPower121 Congratulations to your family

[Danny Walter 🧸 @AjeboDanny]

What are you afraid of?

Death? Guaranteed.
Shame? Forgotten in a week.
Lost everything? Rebuild.

There is nothing to fear. Keep climbing

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Dear Nigerian men,

All your lives, you've been lied to. Fertility issues aren't gender specific.

Men do have biological clocks.

The quality of your sperm peaks at 30, subtle decline in your 30s & significnt decline in your 40s.

Your sperm can cause pregnancy complications 🙏

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

When we were growing up, we made plans with our friends. We wanted to be successful and we wanted our friends to be successful as well. But the reality is that our clock is different. We would not all be successful and even the ones that are successful, succeed at different times.

The beauty of friendship is that, if one of us succeed, we have a measure of protection to leverage on. I do not know what you people call friendship but a person that want friends must show himself friendly, and there are friends closer than a brother.

This idea of making it and suddenly blacklisting the people you used to call friends, is insane. If they were not good people, you would have cut them off before you made it. The only person changing here is you.

It would be a shame if my friends need help and they can't ask me. Why am I in their lives then? What is the point of being friends for 10, 15, 20 years and I can't come through for you. I come through for strangers. Why wouldn't I show up for my own? My friends know me and they trust me. In fact, I'm sure they know that God forbid they die, their kids education and welfare will be sorted as I would my own kids.

Making new friends is good. We connect and expand on the relationships we have as we grow in life. If you keep cutting off the people you used to know as soon as you climb up the ladder, why should the new friends and connections trust you? The higher you climb, the harder it is to trust. That is why people say it is lonely at the top. People are not stupid, they are vetting your character whether you know it or not.

I have friends I made from secondary school. I have close friends from university who are my brothers. I have friends from my time in the UK and we are very close. I've made friends from X whom I am close with. Current relationship does not erase past relationship. Your new friends have other friends. There is nothing happening in your life currently that warrants cutting off your friends just because you're doing better. If you're doing better, you have a responsibility to look after them and be kind to them. Your friends are the only people in this cold world who allow you to be yours and who can call you to order, while still having your back against all odds.

DO BETTER!!!

[Oluwatomisin @Tofam001]

@RealDonaldDoo My sincere condolences Donald

May her soul rest in perfect peace

[Oluwatomisin @Tofam001]

@tiannah_tee May his good soul continue to rest in perfect peace 🕊️

[THE KINE 🌕🖤 @asher_kine]

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