TofuTerror

Purveyor of dad jokes.

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The key to a successful Twitter account is to make sure you tweet regularly.

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Two belts and shares in the company.

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@liljonsays love it when you say that

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OKAY!

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LET'S GO!

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YEAH!

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@NickMilligan_ no! Any good?

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@NickMilligan_ @HBO @AJHirdy the show has filled a GoT sized hole in my heart

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@NickMilligan_ @HBO @AJHirdy those itchy feet tho

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@MainEventTV so the main event drops out...please issue a statement regarding refunds.

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@VirginAustralia hi guys, I hit Platinum velocity status 5 weeks ago and still no package? Please explain.

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@LikeaVeganBlog Selwyn is a rich man's Craig David.

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@LikeaVeganBlog epic! Have a good story for you about DB.

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@LikeaVeganBlog I respect his hustle

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@LikeaVeganBlog sounds like a great kid

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@LikeaVeganBlog who will we fangirl over?

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Epileptics might have really liked Sonic the Hedgehog 2 :(

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@ALeague @NewcastleJetsFC the fact you can have 5 teams above you and 4 below you and still make the finals is silly.

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@leeyahdg they rebooted Hey Hey?

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@leeyahdg classic- sick prizes