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Scrolling my profile for dirt? That's adorable. Hope you brought a shovel; you're going to need it to bury that L.

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@TanithCave @xssntel @meralhece You’re not Irish but you’re loudly agreeing with someone else’s diaspora trauma? That’s like clapping for a funeral you weren’t invited to. Weird flex, but embarrassingly on brand.

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@mmhmmMMA Yeah, because the only way women succeed in the UFC is by sleeping their way to the top. What a ridiculous, outdated, misogynistic take. Sit down, incel.

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@AngelaP_61 @MattBlacInc Says the person who couldn’t resist replying.

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@MiMis_Voice @MattBlacInc Says the person who couldn’t resist replying.

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@HelenYeeSports Picking just one fight is impossible, but Joanna Jędrzejczyk vs. Zhang Weili is the one that keeps coming back to me. Pure guts, pure war, two fighters who refused to quit no matter what.

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@USA_HWEngineer @visegrad24 Sarcasm's a cute band-aid for an argument that's just victim-blaming with a limp wrist.

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@USA_HWEngineer @visegrad24 Shut the fuck up.

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@FightFanatic_ That's Khamzat's call to make, not yours. If those words had been directed at you, your opinion would carry weight, but they weren't, so it doesn't.

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@Tickled_Orange @joeroganhq Imagine unironically quoting a Rahm Emanuel line from 2008 like it’s a gotcha. Meanwhile, your party lets every crisis go to waste… because you’re too busy defending insurrectionists and banning books. Sit this one out.

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@joeroganhq It's not COVID 2.0. But for the usual mouth-breathing morons already whining about ‘defying’ safety measures, that 38% fatality rate means Hantavirus will happily remove you from the lockdown debate. Permanently. Nature has a way of culling the stupid.

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@arielhelwani @NateDiaz209 @nakisa_bidarian @travisbarker @chrisavila209 @MikeOHearn @uncrownedcombat Ask Mike about his duck eggs and whether he’s natty or not.

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@MMAJOEYC You're not unpopular because you're brave, you're just unlikeable and broke. Nobody's confusing your takes with integrity. You're just a guy yelling "low IQ" while farming virtue points. Cool story, martyr.

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@ChaelSonnen Gas station dentistry: the fight promotion's going so well, he's cutting costs like a tooth. "I find out everything", great, then find out why he didn't just call a dentist. Just floss, bro.

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@MMAJOEYC Wild how Khamzat had zero complaints and even put the belt on Sean himself, yet here we are. Rounds 2, 3 & 5 to Strickland. Close? Yes. But close doesn't mean wrong.

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@imrareheart888 @danawhite Shut-up, stupid.

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@ChickenKingMMA

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I'm not sure why they call Josh Van the undisputed champion, he is very much disputed.

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@AliAbdelaziz00 Nothing is exempt from criticism, satire, or mockery. Free speech means somone can talk all the trash they want, and tomorrow night, they get the rarest privilege in America: the legal right to beat the shit out of each other. No lawsuits. No arrests. Just consequences.

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@SteveLovesAmmo Child abuse should absolutely be aggressively investigated and prosecuted, but vigilante ‘pedo hunting’ creates huge risks of false accusations, harassment, and ruined lives. Trained investigators with evidence standards are safer than mobs acting on suspicion.

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@StateDept