Peter Craig

Man tweeting from his toilet.

[Peter Craig @Toilet_Man]

Following nobody, nobody following me. This twittering is great fun.

[Peter Craig @Toilet_Man]

Some questions torment me. Should I have kept the protective cover on my nokia 5800 touchscreen?. I think we all know the answer.

[Peter Craig @Toilet_Man]

Sitting on the toilet late at night allows one to reflect on the triumphs of the day. Well I didn't kill anyone.

[Peter Craig @Toilet_Man]

Bubble'n'squeak for breakfast. Just hope the roughage in the bubble overcomes the starch in the squeak. Life huh, full of compromises.

[Peter Craig @Toilet_Man]

If I haven't opened my bowels by the weekend it's off to Miss Marshall's colonic irrigation centre in Streatham. Recommended in Time Out.

[Peter Craig @Toilet_Man]

Using a different toilet now in the hope that a change of environment will assist in the process.

[Peter Craig @Toilet_Man]

Have just googled 'Tryer' to check on my spelling. It led me to the 'Urban dictionary', I cant stand the urban dictionary.

[Peter Craig @Toilet_Man]

Back on the toilet. I'm nothing if not a tryer.

[Peter Craig @Toilet_Man]

Drinking copious amounts of water to relieve the constipation. Have a back log but that,s OK.

[Peter Craig @Toilet_Man]

Sitting on the loo at the start of another day. Whats in store?,I think I know.

[Peter Craig @Toilet_Man]

Constipation is a dreadful thing.Feeling there is something inside that you cant quite get out is horrible. Symbolic of life I suppose.

[Peter Craig @Toilet_Man]

Just joined the testosterone filled world of SE London Under 13 football. Not the best time to announce that I was bi curious in my 20's.

[Peter Craig @Toilet_Man]

With my new Nokia smartphone I can now download whilst sitting on the toilet. Does life get much better than this?