❥ Bando Diaries

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[𝓓. ᯓᡣ𐭩 @PoeticBlckgrl]

I AM SO WEAK BRO 😂

[Nyagz 🌹😚 @RNyagss]

So does everyone else.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

I went to a wedding with my boyfriend, and we’d been together for five years. After watching our friends get married, I asked him, “Doesn’t this make you want to get married someday?”
He said, “Yeah, when I meet the right girl.” .......
At the end of the day, some men will waste your youth and your time, only to wake up one day and decide they don’t want you anymore.

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

Me watching people my age afford a wedding while I'm still recovering financially from buying sunscreen.

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

When you finally get 8 hours of sleep and it genuinely starts making sense why they recommend it

[mamncane @Kim_Khandashisa]

Do you know how many women never make it out? Sounds like a flex to me.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me when I’m halfway down the aisle and he's still not crying

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

simple thoughtfulness like this can never happen where i’m from

[Lyth ♠️ @Lytherian]

It’ll be a cold day in hell before i let a nigga named Herbert call me a nerd

[Bryan @Bryan60112]

He raped Celeste from the age of 12, murdered her, dismembered her body, and sang about her death and people will still say the death penalty for him is too far…

[Big Mildred Sr. @_MissDeja_]

This how this Baltimore niggas be talking

[Drebae @Drebae_]

I’m lowkey really concerned about how stupid everyone is getting..

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

“we’ve decided to move forward with other candidates”

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐 ⧉ @JoroJrn]

😭😭😭 a business decision was made

[Kia @xevekiah]

DNA is really so crazy, have y'all heard that story about the woman who had a baby with her husband and when he got a DNA test done he wasn't the father the mother insisted he was the dad so much so that they repeated the test numerous times the couple got divorced and the man refused tor be in the child's life it later came out based off the DNA results that he wasn't the father but the uncle of the child which was impossible because he was an only child after a more extensive DNA test they found out the husband was actually a chimera which essentially means he had a twin brother that he ate in utero essentially absorbing his DNA. So basically the unborn, twin brother was the father even though the husband bore the child.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

i need to get my eyes checked 😭