Toivo Khoupes

Best of my generation

[Toivo Khoupes @ToivoJacob]

Adulting is hard. Just imagine getting mad for finding the grocery store rearranged 😬

[Toivo Khoupes @ToivoJacob]

@gaptaxii But soccer is involved

[Toivo Khoupes @ToivoJacob]

All I want to see is the government investigating my source of poverty....

[Toivo Khoupes @ToivoJacob]

I don't care with loosing a family member, but my parents...
I was born because they believed in me.
My wife...
I looked for a suitable woman to create a generation of our own.
My children...
I gave birth to them and accepted them as mine.
Positive life comes from a positive me.

[Toivo Khoupes @ToivoJacob]

Gays are recognised by using an iPhone is not a gay. Thank God I'm still stuck in android 😂🤣🤣

[Toivo Khoupes @ToivoJacob]

Someone somewhere is starting life with your dream car 😂😂😂

[Toivo Khoupes @ToivoJacob]

@TheNamibian No accident is intentional. Just face the law peaceful.

[Toivo Khoupes @ToivoJacob]

@theconfidente Mastake. Go deep

[Toivo Khoupes @ToivoJacob]

Absent fathers
Thread

[Toivo Khoupes @ToivoJacob]

Start with trophy hunters

[Namibian Sun @namibiansun]

The Law Society of Namibia yesterday sent out a draft Animal Protection Bill prohibiting ritual slaughtering of animals and introducing a fine of up to N$1 million for repeat 'animal fighting' offenders. https://t.co/ilH5Iv6YNZ

[Toivo Khoupes @ToivoJacob]

@namibiansun Start with trophy hunters

[Toivo Khoupes @ToivoJacob]

@KrUugulu Remove the chair and the table

[ENERGY100 FM @Energy100FMNam]

🤔💸

[Toivo Khoupes @ToivoJacob]

@nata_ngwe Calculated with Chinese mobicel

[Toivo Khoupes @ToivoJacob]

Her: I want a father's day gift.
Him: are you also a father?
Her: No. I want it on your behalf.
Him: Get it on behalf of your father.
Her: It's over. You are not a gentleman.

[Toivo Khoupes @ToivoJacob]

Meat doing wonders

[Toivo Khoupes @ToivoJacob]

There is a bar nearby my room

[Shuudifonya @toti_mike]

As a man why don't you have a sound system in your room?