Token Geezer

I'm just a minor threat

[Token Geezer @Token_Geezer]

There's a special place in he'll for autocorrect

[Token Geezer @Token_Geezer]

There’s no drunk like a Sunday drunk

[Token Geezer @Token_Geezer]

I only drink beer on public transport to stop people sitting next to me

[Token Geezer @Token_Geezer]

Sorry but if God existed he would never allow Christian Rock

[Token Geezer @Token_Geezer]

You’d get a lot more takers if you opened up a go fuck yourself page

[Token Geezer @Token_Geezer]

Nah mate, when the Americans talk about football they mean that silly game where the fat men dress up as Transformers

[Token Geezer @Token_Geezer]

Fuck man, I’ve been having an energy crisis for about 10 years..

[Token Geezer @Token_Geezer]

@hipchkk Make it work!

[Token Geezer @Token_Geezer]

Never place your trust in people who can breathe

[Token Geezer @Token_Geezer]

@hipchkk Good! Still alive!

[Token Geezer @Token_Geezer]

@suzieQ0007 I’ll take that

[Token Geezer @Token_Geezer]

@AngelinaC72 Yeah it’s not as good as it sounds!

[Token Geezer @Token_Geezer]

Everyone wants to be somebody’s obsession.

Until they are.

[The Evolving Arm @leftarmisme]

Google maps: You've arrived.

Me: *fluffs hair* I know! Right?

[Token Geezer @Token_Geezer]

@hipchkk Shiny enough! Good to see you still exist my friend!

[Token Geezer @Token_Geezer]

@suzieQ0007 Couldn’t agree more sweetheart

[Token Geezer @Token_Geezer]

The only people who hate each other more than the left and the right are the left and the left

[L(assitude) @lmwortho]

Don’t ask me what I think because I’ll tell you.

[Token Geezer @Token_Geezer]

If only sense was simple and common

[Token Geezer @Token_Geezer]

@jdstalnaked North/North East London. Not far at all

[Token Geezer @Token_Geezer]

@jdstalnaked Give me a shout next time you’re over mate. Whereabouts in England do you go?