Beloved Television Villain

Competitor. The Champ is Here. Reactions by Lauren Conrad. iG stan account.

[Beloved Television Villain @TokuNJT]

THIS IS A LAND OF LOCUSTS NOW

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

Reporter: The DOJ has this new fund — $1.7 billion. Why should taxpayers pay for the January 6ers?

Trump: Because in my world, loyalty outranks law. They broke the rules for me, so you pay the bill for them. That’s the transaction.

[Beloved Television Villain @TokuNJT]

@poe_collector Sebulbas the goat

[Brian Merchant @bcmerchant]

When a teenaged Adam Raine turned to ChatGPT in deep depression, it urged him to kill himself, which he did, spurring a wrongful death suit. OpenAI responded by subpoenaing the guest list at his funeral.

[dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch]

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early

astronaut: moon's haunted

nasa employee: what?

astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted

[Paul @orangepaulp]

the type of shit the press asks Zohran at a press conference about street parking:

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

many such cases!

[Philip DeFranco 👊🏻 @PhillyD]

Damn he just gave people the moral green light to celebrate when he kicks it.

People are going to be saving the screenshot of his reaction like a “get of jail free card” to say the wiiiildest shit.

[Hannah Riley Fernandez @hannahcrileyy]

if you’ve ever worn black to a protest, used Signal, or carried a first aid kit, a federal jury just decided that can all be evidence of terrorism. a quick thread on the Prairielands convictions from last week, and what they mean for the right to protest in the US:

[Beloved Television Villain @TokuNJT]

@Peps_Wrestling Matt Cardona walked so Danhausen could make a lot of money from wrestling companies without taking many bumps by being funny on YouTube

[Hotcheesecakes (Clippy) @BLkhoih96132]

See this ain't about protecting the kids at all. The government just wants to track everybody. Now they're trying to push online ID age check laws to do everywhere. unconstitutional

[alpha @omarsbigsister]

A bunch of nerds found that the age verification partners like Persona (the one Discord is using) directly send all information you submit to them to ICE & tie your financial records to everything you do online.

@discord is putting people's lives in danger.

[Beloved Television Villain @TokuNJT]

Happy My Favorite Lauren Conrad GIF Day everybody!

[Blue @Turbofurby]

Hang the fuck on.

A Coast Guard pilot was fired because KRISTI NOEM LOST HER FUCKING BLANKIE???

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Open the elevator door and leave because you’re in a foreign country on a business trip getting targeted by the intelligence service or a vendor cartel.

[Perma Banned ထ🔨 @GiveMeBanHammer]

“Facial scans never leave your device, and Discord and vendors never receive it.”

Meanwhile people discovered you are using Persona service.

A service that specifically requires a person’s face or ID scan to be sent to Persona’s databases.

Caught lying again, Discord?

[Evan DeSimone @Smorgasboredom]

Hard to believe that every living economist was right and and a demented game show host was wrong.

[Beloved Television Villain @TokuNJT]

@DudespostingWs I saw an interview about it, I think on DVD commentary maybe, and apparently it was the end of a super long day and everyone was loopy and Benecio wouldnt stop farting

[Beloved Television Villain @TokuNJT]

@aetheriius I think my highest usage warframe right now is at like 5.5% or something like that.

[Beloved Television Villain @TokuNJT]

@garrettkidney this is compounded over the decreasing rate of media literacy. there's no room for subtext or nuance anymore, if its not spelled out for people they dont know its happening