matt🇵🇷

6’3 male feminist #DifferentHere

[matt🇵🇷 @Tokushu16]

too fat of an ass to be matt, and too small of a chest to be mattie😭

[Jamal Cristopher @JamCristopher]

It’s just certain shit u can’t be doing as a franchise player bro.

If my franchise player is applying for “streamer university” with Kai cenat u might have to go

[jay 🇩🇪 @C00P3RFLAGG]

My 2026-2027 NBA injury predictions:

Kon Knueppel - broken right wrist
Anthony Davis - calf Strain, UCL sprain, torn achilles
LaMelo Ball - broken fifth finger
Cooper Flagg - perfectly healthy
Jalen Brunson - concussion
Kon Knueppel - liver cancer
Victor Wembanyama - several spine injuries
Max Christie - fatal drunk driving incident
Ryan Nembhard - fatal drunk driving incident
LeBron James - ankle sprain
Kon Knueppel - 2 torn achilles
Austin Metcalf - fatal stabbing
Zion Williamson - erectile dysfunction
Bulls front office - robbed at gunpoint by Patrick Williams
Alperen Sengun - type 2 diabetes
Jaylen Brown - brain worms
Deni Avdija - killed in battle
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander - perfectly healthy

[Brandon 💙🧡💍 @BBBRXND0N]

This fat orange pedophile is ruining all the fun

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

this is gayer than having sex with a man

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Max Kellerman:

“Bringing in James Harden to win a championship is like electing Donald Trump to fix your country.”

(via Game Over Pod, h/t @NBA__Courtside)

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

“Bringing in James Harden to win a championship is like electing Donald Trump to fix your country.”

- @maxkellerman

(Via Game Over / h/t @NBA__Courtside )

[Brandon clarke muse @BCmuse15]

Thank you to BC for making basketball fun to watch for me. i’ll never forget his crazy alley oops and highlights from his time with this team, I think it’s only right i leave this account alone forever out of respect. my condolences to his family, love you BC 🕊️🕊️💙💙💙

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Joel Embiid: “We’re about to get swept…PLEASE somebody help me!”

Paul George and and Tyrese Maxey:

[B LOU @BLouu]

Why this nigga look like Tung Tung Sahur 😂

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

who’s sleepy now bitch

[ProCy ☘️ @_ProCy_]

The Celtics lost? Hmph~ I-I don’t even care, it’s not like I like them or anything. I’m not blushing you’re blushing, shut up HMPH~ I don’t even watch basketball, why would I care about such a stupid sport anyway~

[Bala @BalaPattySZN]

real shit

[matt🇵🇷 @Tokushu16]

.@TheFaithSheriff messaged me a picture of his penis when i asked if i would go to hell for being gay

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

“Donald Trump has died at age 79”

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,

[Harmony @HarmonyOW2]

Screenshot so good it escaped the overwatch community and was posted around many more

[Pengu @Penguxn]

i'm starting to enjoy overwatch again and it feels like this

[Winton @WintonOW2]

When I finally catch Jetpack Cat