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[64 @rxswago]

a lot of women become unattractive once you find how they think.

[Pokémon Aesthetics @PKMN_twt]

😭

[Icy @whereicy]

twitter is the best platform for peopIe who regularly just taIk to themselves

[O.G™ 🤎 @Omogbolahann_]

Some people have no interest in being noticed or seen. They just want a blessed and low key life.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

whoever first decided that talking to yourself is weird was literally just a hater.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

1 hour shipping is actualy insane jeff bezos goin to heaven and hell

[Crilly @m_acrylic]

drake... wheres the house?

[YB @CharlesYngboss]

My barber raised his price to £45, this is where we part ways my brother.

[Softboy @softboywin]

Stop abbreviating shit, bro said “dyktmm?”

mf do I know the muffin man?

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I've used dark mode so much that a white screen physically repulses me

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

how it feels pretending to agree with people so they stop talking

[m @skitzocat]

alien recognizes alien

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

Dating a soft woman after dealing with pitbulls is one of the greatest feelings.

[flex @lowkflex]

to become batman the first step is to lose your parents

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

Bro really ended up marrying his work wife

[Softboy @softboywin]

Fake laughing at work is exhausting af, just leave me alone bro 😭

[𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 @purelivn]

when someone asks me what my favorite weather is

[pale kirill @palekirill]

sunday loop (2024)

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

How it feels to say “okay” instead of arguing

[osama @0ba0sama]

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'