Greathouse Horrors

I'd like to take this time to tell you about my C's obsessions...which are Coffee ☕️ Cheese 🧀 Chocolate 🍫 & Chaos 👾

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Hey there 👋 I haven't really been on here in a long time.

I have been a lot more active elsewhere, though, but that's bc they gave me coffee and cheese, and ya'll never fed me enough. Yeah, I'm kind of like that inside/outside cat who likes the neighbor's house too much.

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I love squeezing in extras when people order from me, and I found these adorable bookmarks - which seem to be a reader favorite 😍 (that is, if their family doesn't swipe them).

Best part, they come in bulk!
https://t.co/F7olQfvM8e

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@FantasyCAPence @Oh_that_Jared @Timoburnham 🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh trust me, my sentences can run long

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@Oh_that_Jared @FantasyCAPence @Timoburnham I didn't really feel like drinking alone tonight is all.

Site Alpha by Neal Romriell

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@liteknight57 It is

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I'm afraid if I let people know I'm smart, they'll expect me to do stuff.

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@NickBlagaWrites Idk if anyone would ask me that, but they'd definitely expect a ot more adult behavior and signs of responsibility.

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I actually sold a book last month! Let's keep it up! I got 4 thrillers. They will entertain you. If they don't, I will buy you pizza.

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@TonyTorzillo I can only imagine 🥺

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"Going through ___ will reveal who your real friends are."

Well, maybe I want to keep thinking they're all my real friends bc I can't mentally handle finding out another person in my life was here with bad intent.

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@FantasyCAPence Maybe they'll change, though 😅 like an enemy-to-realizing it's better to not treat people like that, kind of situation.

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@Oh_that_Jared Same! I'm just happy I have people to chit-chat and have fun with. Life can be wild, it's good to have ppl who help ease the tension.

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@lucthatwrites I'm not that adventurous.
One time, my husband put floating lights that took batteries in the pool, and I refused to get in bc I didn't want to get electrocuted.

True story.

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I'm not bread. You can't butter me up.

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@brandenburgdm Then it becomes step one of stuffing mix

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@marcus_sabom Only if it's locally sourced

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@brandenburgdm Lucky, my toaster broke forever ago

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@LionessDeWinter I always did like that robot

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@Oh_that_Jared It's true!

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@ErskineKristen I hide a lot 😅😅