Average intolerable guy

keepin it player | std free (self-diagnosed) | 3-time Covid survivor (not real) | GoT season 8 apologist | box munching enthusiast

[Average intolerable guy @TolerableGuy]

Live look at me at the bars when I don’t have at least 3 dirty Tito’s flowing thru my veins

[Average intolerable guy @TolerableGuy]

*desperate for pussy voice* im gonna buy a golden state valkyries shirt

[Average intolerable guy @TolerableGuy]

Doval fucking sucks man

[Duke @dukeinboise]

@jennycavnar “Hey Siri, it’s not your night”, is that what you said just before he tied the score with a dinger?

[Average intolerable guy @TolerableGuy]

@CryptoThousand1 @DBthagen Had to look up what this is lol at least tix will prob be cheaper than dubs games?

[Average intolerable guy @TolerableGuy]

Guess some ppl just want it more 🤷🏻

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Minnesota Timberwolves center Rudy Gobert (personal reasons) is OUT for Game 2 vs. Nuggets. Gobert had birth of his first child.

[Average intolerable guy @TolerableGuy]

@Alex_Misty 😂😂😂

[Average intolerable guy @TolerableGuy]

@kaaat28 😂😂

[Average intolerable guy @TolerableGuy]

My new manager literally doesn’t know how to use a pivot table and I have to explain it to him like he’s a first year associate. Mfer makes no less than 50k more than me. Cant make this shit up

[Average intolerable guy @TolerableGuy]

Why can’t Apple TV get the scrub ass Friday games? Why’s it always gotta be Braves vs rangers and then every giants game

[Average intolerable guy @TolerableGuy]

The jokes just write themselves with this fanbase man

[Average intolerable guy @TolerableGuy]

If you invite me somewhere and I ask for the addy and you send me a fuckin google maps link I’m straight up not coming man. Fuck outta here

[Average intolerable guy @TolerableGuy]

Does ESPN no longer show lines because of the Shohei Ohtani betting scandal yes or no

[Average intolerable guy @TolerableGuy]

@alexWAYNEnowak Anyone but him can wear these

[Average intolerable guy @TolerableGuy]

Speaking for everyone in the bay we do NOT claim this clown. Put on some jordan cleats or summ bruh

[MLB @MLB]

Fernando Tatis Jr. is wearing actual Steph Curry basketball shoes that have been customized into baseball cleats 🤯

Curry himself wrote "I can do all things" on the shoe as he does on his own kicks for NBA games

[Average intolerable guy @TolerableGuy]

@CryptoThousand1 This is living

[Average intolerable guy @TolerableGuy]

We really DFA’d Bart for this bum huh?

[Average intolerable guy @TolerableGuy]

@PavlovicNBCS

[Average intolerable guy @TolerableGuy]

@Alex_Misty Ah I didn’t get playoff stats in there good looks. This changes things. Not that I was saying you were wrong either way, I do like Phillies tmo. Tough spot betting wise

[Average intolerable guy @TolerableGuy]

@Alex_Misty Here’s my thing about that