Eric Toles

[Eric Toles @TolesEric]

The more time I spend on Twitter, the more I think I'm gonna say something stupid

[Eric Toles @TolesEric]

One person out of twenty asked how I liked it so she got a free coffee from me. A gold star, if you will, but it was a good response. Then she told me about a horticulture book she was reading. A BETTER RESPONSE.

[Eric Toles @TolesEric]

I love when I tell white people I'm reading a book that happens to be about racism, they feel compelled to tell me about a book they love that's about a non-white person. Im like chill, bruh. Im just tryna relax out here with a book. Not quizzing you

[Eric Toles @TolesEric]

And other people are playing boyfriend dungeon and other people who are me are not paying their internet bill on time. Like, what the fuck, existence?

[Eric Toles @TolesEric]

It's pretty wild that there are people having orgies while other people are homeless and other people are displaced from natural disasters and other people are arguing in Congress and other people are taking booster covid shots and other people are denying abortions

[Eric Toles @TolesEric]

My new aesthetic is being open and honest about the fact that I am scared and waiting to die

[Eric Toles @TolesEric]

Is there a reason to do anything???

[Eric Toles @TolesEric]

I only have two moods

1) stop doing the bare minimum and race swapping classic characters and start actually making room for POC creatives to make art with real budgets and backing

2) remake It's A Wonderful Life in with black people who aren't upper middle class

[Eric Toles @TolesEric]

@Sarah_Nicolas Defintely, it got me off my "break" and back at my laptop. So, thank you😊

[Eric Toles @TolesEric]

@Sarah_Nicolas I feel like this just punched me in the jaw

[Eric Toles @TolesEric]

If you don't open at 6 am, you are not a dive bar

[Eric Toles @TolesEric]

I was pretty hot two years ago but now I'm old

[Eric Toles @TolesEric]

Still depressed. Still not finished with a novel. Still washing my asshole at least twice a day

[Eric Toles @TolesEric]

All of our relationships are fraying and we only have sex once every two weeks

[Eric Toles @TolesEric]

@TheOceanIsGay Always very cute

[The Goodbye Party @TheGoodbyeParty]

is fugazi just sublime for people who protested the iraq war?

[Eric Toles @TolesEric]

@triLARAtops Hey, I believe in you

[🔥Dantiel’s Inferno🔥 @dantielwmoniz]

Everybody wanna write a book but nobody wanna write a book

[Eric Toles @TolesEric]

Like, am I really writing a book or is this just cringe EDGELORD at 500 pgs

[Eric Toles @TolesEric]

Writing a book is literally the dumbest thing I've decided to do.