Tolley

40 year old sofa bed maker,
Husband,
Father.

#MUFC #ps5 #rock #metal #WWE

[Tolley @Tolley85]

I'm all for a good moan but Lee Dixon is probably the most miserable man on the planet, get him away from commentary. #WorldCup

[Tolley @Tolley85]

Zip merging is how everyone should drive. Its not about 'cutting in line'. One lane with 50 cars in takes less space than two lanes with 25 cars each. Its designed to stop long queues potentially blocking junctions further back.

[John Peterson @thejohnpeterson]

People who don't understand zipper merging should have all their plumbing replaced with plastic straws.

I've never understood why "We all line up and go really slow and leave an empty lane open for miles" is Decent Citizen™ RW coded and "Drive normally in as many lanes as are available" is LW "redditbrain" coded. Perhaps it satisfies some unsated desire for duty and sacrifice.

I also think people are thrown off by the term "zipper merge" like it is some kind of carefully orchestrated ballet that requires masterful execution and could only work in an ideal world. It's not. It's just normal driving.

What is a two-, three-, or four-lane highway but a "zipper merge" that either hasn't zippered yet, or is always zippering and unzippering? In fact, normal highway driving is infinitely more complicated than a zipper merge.

Yet I have to get in line with the rest of the lemmings because if I try to drive normally and rationally, some Road Justice Defender will put the life of my family in danger to keep the empty lane pure and undefiled.

[Tolley @Tolley85]

How hasnt Havertz been sent off there?

[Tolley @Tolley85]

During that entire review Gary Neville couldn't wait for it to be disallowed, not once mentioning that it bounced up off his hip first.

[Tolley @Tolley85]

Typical Arsenal that. Trossard not even looking at the ball and pushing the West Ham player into the keeper. Rice doing some kind of rugby tackle behind that.

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

https://t.co/0VUm9Spo32

[kev @AwestruckVox]

The Boys dropped a generational episode of television this week but because people want Homelander to go scorched earth before the finale (not happening) they’re calling it filler 🤧

[Tolley @Tolley85]

Why isn't everyone really angry about this.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: British oil and gas giant BP has more than doubled profits due to the Iran war - from $1.38bn to $3.2bn

[Tolley @Tolley85]

Since Man Utd scored we have been utter dogshit and should have conceded 4.

[Tolley @Tolley85]

1 hour and 22 minutes of in ring wrestling.

The show was in for 4 hours.

[RhodesKotaEra @RhodesKotaEra]

Usos & LA vs The Vision - 7 mins
Jacob vs Drew - 14 mins
4 Way - 9 mins
Becky vs AJ - 8 mins
Gunther vs Seth - 15 mins
Liv vs Stephanie - 7 mins
Cody vs Randy - 22 mins

3 matches out of 7 over 10 minutes, genuinely inexcusable and disgusting for a WrestleMania.

[Tolley @Tolley85]

Far too many breaks, I'm sick of this Hogan documentary already, why are there so many adverts. Its supposed to be #Wrestlemania not Advertmania.

[Tolley @Tolley85]

Wait nearly a month for Man Utd to play and they turn in this utter dogshit.

[Tolley @Tolley85]

And they'll all be magically fit and well in time for the next Arsenal game.

[LiveScore @livescore]

𝙀𝙡𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 Arsenal stars have pulled out of International duty this week due to injury 👀❌

[Tolley @Tolley85]

If that's is a penalty against Maguire then the one on Amad before Bournemouths goal is a penalty.

[Tolley @Tolley85]

In The Night Garden is an absolute fever dream of a kids show.

[Tolley @Tolley85]

Digital Media would always lead to this.

[Derek Strickland @DeekeTweak]

Very interesting.

Sony is apparently testing dynamic pricing on its software.

https://t.co/KLHAaz3eHN

https://t.co/c6hdYZDnHd

[THE BOYS @TheBoysTV]

The final trailer for the final season. Have a watch. Have a weep. Then strap the fuck in, because we're only a month away.

[Tolley @Tolley85]

And while I dont think Ramsey should have seen 2nd yellow, he didnt dive.. Burn getting away with elbows because he's tall and Joelinton sarcastic clapping after being booked isn't a good look.

[Tolley @Tolley85]

Man Utd. Deserved to lose that. Newcastle wanted it more.

[Tolley @Tolley85]

Just finished watching 'Small Prophets'. Absolutely wonderful piece of television.