Tolu 🌵

Living freely.

[Tolu 🌵 @Tolutofu]

My entire life is one big performance art piece. Enjoy.

[Tolu 🌵 @Tolutofu]

I don’t know what would possess candy crush to change the font…I’m disappointed.

[Tolu 🌵 @Tolutofu]

It should be illegal to play an audio book when driving Uber

[Tolu 🌵 @Tolutofu]

Remind me to never let my mom convince me to go to a wedding where I know absolutely no one.

[Tolu 🌵 @Tolutofu]

Choose your favorite: data collected will be considered for upcoming projects #MLP

[Tolu 🌵 @Tolutofu]

I’m SICK of the overconsumption and food waste ideals.

[Tolu 🌵 @Tolutofu]

On God 🚘

[⚡️Thunder Lizard 🦕 @hitomichan]

You ain’t got the same drive as me, and I don’t even have my license. - @Tolutofu

[⚡️Thunder Lizard 🦕 @hitomichan]

You ain’t got the same drive as me, and I don’t even have my license. - @Tolutofu

[⚡️Thunder Lizard 🦕 @hitomichan]

Name a gundam show? Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go.

- @Tolutofu

[Tolu 🌵 @Tolutofu]

If my slime doesn’t arrive today….

[Tolu 🌵 @Tolutofu]

It’s not that I’m too old for jokes but I’ve realized how powerful my thoughts are.

[Tolu 🌵 @Tolutofu]

Shoutout to my phone/screen protector, I put your through A LOT

[Tolu 🌵 @Tolutofu]

@hitomichan Riiicolaaaa

[Tolu 🌵 @Tolutofu]

Learning how to stop reacting to stupidity is really key

[Tolu 🌵 @Tolutofu]

Playing candy crush with a stylus pen because I’m fancy 🥰

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

All i did was match energy now we don't talk

[reggie mills @MillsReggie]

life goes on with or without whoever

[Tolu 🌵 @Tolutofu]

Why did I spend $9.95 on candy crush in one day 😭

[Tolu 🌵 @Tolutofu]

I’m okay but deep down I want wingstop 🥲

[Tolu 🌵 @Tolutofu]

Foaming at the mouth Daisy isn’t mentioned in this Nintendo movie

[Tolu 🌵 @Tolutofu]

Recently, my problematic habit has been fully preparing a cup of tea, and only taking one sip.