Tom Whalen

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.

[Tom Whalen @Tom859]

This tweet is overrated

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

At this rate, the rate at which rates are increasing will increase at unprecedented rates.

[House Majority PAC @HouseMajPAC]

MAGA Mike voted to overturn the Presidential election and was called “the Mastermind of the January Six plot”

He pushed for a national abortion ban – even for victims of rape.

And called for deep cuts to Social Security – even raising the retirement age.

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[Robert Costa @costareports]

Important to know: Johnson was deeply involved in efforts to keep Trump in power starting immediately after 2020 election. Early Nov. 2020. I know because I spent months reporting on that period and he was part of letters and behind-scenes efforts with key outside groups. I’ve…

[Tom Whalen @Tom859]

@sbellelauren I had that Vegas feeling once but my doctor gave me an antibiotic and it cleared right up

[Tom Whalen @Tom859]

@sbellelauren OMG dem lil hands 😍

[New York Times Arts @nytimesarts]

Beth Stelling’s Netflix special, “If You Didn’t Want Me Then,” is a superb hour that reveals a nimble storyteller who has leaped to a new artistic level, writes our critic. She carries herself with the steely cynicism of someone who has seen some things. https://t.co/qe8iEwgnWd

[Tom Whalen @Tom859]

@ohiolife @MikeDeWine @FranDeWine Repeat after me: “abortions are performed for a variety of reasons and it’s none of my damn business”

Repeat as many times as needed for it to sink in

[Tom Whalen @Tom859]

An awesome review of the new @BethStelling special on @netflix! Proud to say I was in the audience when it was filmed

[Paste Magazine @PasteMagazine]

Comedian Beth Stelling (@BethStelling) looks homeward on her excellent new special If You Didn't Want Me Then. Read our review:

https://t.co/T2G6b5uvpV

[Tom Whalen @Tom859]

@sbellelauren

[Tom Whalen @Tom859]

@sbellelauren See, I knew it was a bad idea to cancel Stranger Things

[Beth Stelling @BethStelling]

Jonathan will go on to be the voice of a generation 🎤 My special "If You Didn't Want Me Then" is streaming NOW on @netflix. @NetflixIsAJoke

[Tom Whalen @Tom859]

@NetflixIsAJoke @BethStelling The standup special of the year, far’s I’m concerned!

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

Jonathan will go on to be the voice of a generation
🎤 Beth Stelling: If You Didn't Want Me Then streaming NOW

[Tom Whalen @Tom859]

The new @BethStelling special on @netflix is hilarious! A must-watch 🛩️⛺️🦝

[Tom Whalen @Tom859]

@sbellelauren It's such a shit show over there. I understand that people will always have different political opinions, but I don't understand how so many people are still voting for these lunatics who have taken over today's Republican party

[Tom Whalen @Tom859]

@BethStelling @netflix Watched yesterday. Very funny! 🦝

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

Beth Stelling is going for gold!
🎤 Beth Stelling: If You Didn't Want Me Then streaming NOW only on Netflix

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

F*ck it, let's get our heads done
12 hours until Beth Stelling: If You Didn't Want Me Then drops!

[Tom Whalen @Tom859]

@NetflixIsAJoke @BethStelling Beth is one of my favorites. Planning to watch tonight. Can’t wait!

[Tom Whalen @Tom859]

@sbellelauren

[Tom Whalen @Tom859]

@BethStelling @netflix I was in the audience when this was taped and can’t wait to see it!