Thomas Agaba Onyango

Artist - Photographer.

[Thomas Agaba Onyango @TomAonyango]

“And I think I sort of agree with him!”

[Thomas Agaba Onyango @TomAonyango]

@The_Traveller88 @TrackGazette Those naming trends are quite common in East and Southern parts of the continent too! 😂🤣😅

[Thomas Agaba Onyango @TomAonyango]

@Rainmaker1973 I feel like I’ve probably had bigger. There’s no real way of knowing though! 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Aidan Simardone @AidanSimardone]

Why is it always "Iran proxy Hezbollah" but not "American proxy Israel"?

[Thomas Agaba Onyango @TomAonyango]

@kanyindo A wild beast!

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@PitBackle @ptaaga 🔥👍🏾…

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@historyinmemes Why is anyone surprised. Mike Tyson was even more jacked by the time he was 15!

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@Khaya55411582 @ali_naka A fascinating phenomenon! 😳😨

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@Njoki_Wangui_ @baroswahjr Man, father is definitely to blame too! He must have done something to cause his child to act so wild.

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@Dartte__45 Seems harmless enough… I imagine we also inherit all sorts of destructive mannerisms!

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@cobbo3 Terrible... Still, I must confess that I find these sorts of stories quite amusing! Dictatorships are curiously full of inventive ways in which to cause pain and suffering.

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@riamirembe @Hawiim15 😂🤣😅…

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

If you had told me 10 years ago that a billionaire would accuse humans of drinking too much water in 2026 because data centres need it to power the AI tech that is now threatening our entire way of life, I would have told you to write a better Bond villain, because wtf?

[King Melvin @melvinnasasira]

The irony is crazy. The regime shut down newspapers to protect a secret that the secret-keeper now shows off for fun. The thing they said was a dangerous lie in 2013 is the thing Muhoozi brags about in 2026. The journalists who broke the story, Wanambwa and Kasasira, mostly left the Monitor. Sejusa returned from exile, flirted with the opposition, and retired. Kale Kayihura, the police chief who helped plan the raid on the newspapers, later left office through the dock and the prison gate. And the man at the centre of it all rose, exactly on schedule, to the position everyone was punished for predicting.

So the next time the government tells you something is an outrageous lie and sends men with guns to make the point, write down the date. Give it a decade. In Uganda, today’s treasonous rumour has a strange habit of becoming tomorrow’s official programme.

6/6

[Thomas Agaba Onyango @TomAonyango]

@IsaacSsemakadde 😑🙌🏾! …

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@RosaneBonoro Make sure he doesn’t see this… 😏

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@Uwagasabune General MK should take umbrage! 😂💀

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@Alexpatricks5 @historyinmemes Because of the government there! 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Thomas Agaba Onyango @TomAonyango]

@RealEmirHan Do we know what he had done?!

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@fesshole I can imagine! 😊