Tepid Takes Bender

I got 700 back at my house, it's like sleeping in lotion.

[Tepid Takes Bender @TomAssBender]

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[Tepid Takes Bender @TomAssBender]

@SomervilleCity Why have a rain date if you are going to set off the fireworks DURING the rain? 🤔

[Tepid Takes Bender @TomAssBender]

Terrifying

[John Harwood @JohnJHarwood]

her husband is a billionaire coal-mining magnate

[The Internet’s Todd Holloman @todd_holloman]

Did she change her name?

[Keith Boykin @keithboykin]

This is your "Christian" evangelical president.

[Merry Kish @MerryKish]

Soulja Boy off in this ohhhhhh
Watch me crank it, watch me rolllllllll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy
I made a SouljaGame Consolllllle

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump took a motorcade to travel 0.1 mile

[Matt Ford @fordm]

2008: Twitter is a fun microblogging service you can use to keep track of Ashton Kutcher

2018: Twitter is the president's preferred tool for witness tampering in a federal criminal investigation

[Tepid Takes Bender @TomAssBender]

Nice link

[Rudy W. Giuliani @RudyGiuliani]

Mueller filed an indictment just as the President left for https://t.co/8ZNrQ6X29a July he indicted the Russians who will never come here just before he left for Helsinki.Either could have been done earlier or later. Out of control!Supervision please?

[Andy Slavitt @ASlavitt]

BREAKING: ACA enrollment down 10% so far with Trump marketing budget down 90%.

The good news: Most can get covered for $75/month no matter pre-existing conditions.

The problem: almost no one knows that after Dec 15 it will be too late to get covered.

https://t.co/qMJsC3POpl

[Tepid Takes Bender @TomAssBender]

@kkaspar @GreatWallofChin Unfriend

[Chambraigne Socialist @bombsfall]

RIP to George HW Bush, a horrible guy who did horrible things and raised horrible sons. Just awful. Extremely low quality sons.

[Tepid Takes Bender @TomAssBender]

Senile old man

[Tepid Takes Bender @TomAssBender]

Oof

[Dylan Stableford @stableford]

Lorena and her two children hold out their arms to show the numbers they were given to be on a list of migrants seeking political asylum in the United States. (Photo: Adria Malcolm for Yahoo News)

[MacDirectory @MacDirectory]

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[Tepid Takes Bender @TomAssBender]

Yeah but how tall is he?

[As It Happens @cbcasithappens]

Dozer the 'gentle giant' from Manitoba has a full inch on Knickers the steer https://t.co/K8YNTbPBNf

[Tepid Takes Bender @TomAssBender]

@jacquicollins_ @nickchester With the size of cows these days, I'm not surprised that he mistook a normal size cow statue for a dog.

[Tepid Takes Bender @TomAssBender]

@FirstChairSax When we moved in we found out our kitchen sink and garbage disposal were all being held together with a can of flex seal. 😔