Tom Skinner 🍔

Can't argue with the little things, it's the little things that make up life. - Hank Scorpio

[Tom Skinner 🍔 @TomBSkinner]

The worst people are those people who moan about something in their life but do nothing to change it.

[Tom Skinner 🍔 @TomBSkinner]

@waldron76

[Tom Skinner 🍔 @TomBSkinner]

@waldron76 Moderner

[Burnout900012 @burnout900012]

Me at the Shaun The Sheep farmer appearance in Wallace and Gromit.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

>"Guns are not fun and games!!"

Well not with that attitude.

[whatwillycook @whatwillycook]

Gary Barlow’s massive son won’t see your tweets because to him phones are really small and he physically wouldn’t be able to squint enough to see them because he’s so ginormous and they don’t make glasses for boys of his gargantuan size and stature which is actually quite sad

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[Robert McCahill @robertmccahill2]

Who the fuck is lets off fireworks in October?

My poor dog is hiding under the Christmas tree.

[Dirty Footballer 👊 @DirtyFootbaIIer]

The laugh makes this video even funnier 🤣

[Tom Skinner 🍔 @TomBSkinner]

YOU DONT NEED A BIG CAR

[Andy Boenau @Boenau]

These moms can't see anything important in front of their big SUVs.

[Tom Skinner 🍔 @TomBSkinner]

@waldron76 Millions of bees!

[Collingwood 🇬🇧 @admcollingwood]

I hate this. I hate it with a passion. People who buy houses next to pubs, nightlife hot spots, sports grounds, whatever, and then have that activity stopped. I loathe such selfishness.

[Geir Jordet @GeirJordet]

A subtle England penalty shootout innovation (since 2021) is their deliberate, structured & functional use of social psychology.

Here, Saka is picked up by John Stones after his penalty, to swiftly welcome him back in the team.

What did England do and why did they do it?
1/7

[Ed Miliband @Ed_Miliband]

The onshore wind ban has been in place for 9 years.

We've been in government for 72 hours, we've lifted it.

That's the pace we're going to move at.

[Edwin Hayward @edwinhayward]

"Don't forget"

14 years of Tory pain summed up in 41 seconds of pure fire.

This is like watching Bruce Banner become the Hulk for the first time.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

England topping their group.

[PurelyFootball ℗ @PurelyFootball]

Girlfriend: “you can’t just sit there 2-10pm everyday watching the euros!”

Me:

[Tom Skinner 🍔 @TomBSkinner]

@waldron76 @Pat_Gurnjaw

[Jason Pedlow 💙 @JasonPedlow]

A true British hero.

(The guy telling the Conservative c*** to f*** off, that is)

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Oh fuck off! How am I supposed to out parody that?