Tommy Bright Moon

I am the debit to the world’s credits.

[Tommy Bright Moon @TomBobKnob]

@quadcantsleep @luberrymore Stop I’m gonna throw up my pretty little lunch

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Sorry I couldn’t respond to your email, I was too busy envisioning a life where I run away with my dental hygienist

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Thinking about covering Lana Del Rey’s ‘Summertime Sadness’ and naming it ‘Succotash Sadness’. Haven’t written the lyrics yet but just trust me when I say it’s going to be haunting.

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You either die a hero, or live long enough to accidentally run a snowblower over your phone

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The three branches of government

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@EvanXJones Roll ICNICICERBOCICERS!!

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My dominos pizza was somehow cut into seven (7) pieces. My life is ruled by chaos

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Nice game, mind if I squid on it?!

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A side effect of the COVID vaccine is that I know how it feels to reach too high, too far, too soon. I can now see the whole of the moon.

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No gin until you finish your veggies!

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@marcmorehouse Can’t recommend Mirror Universe highly enough. Pound for pound, it’s probably my favorite beer out of the Twin Cities right now

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The two Pfizer doses in my bloodstream

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@604PainCave Didn’t realize I threw on my finest pair of Nature’s Sunglasses in this pic

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I would appreciate an explanation as to how Oregon, the literal Pac-12 regular season champions, received a 7 seed??

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@Al_Fossum This will be my new email signature

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I am happy to announce that I have accepted a position as Nelly Furtado’s accountant

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: every human being on this planet is 5-10x hotter on roller skates.

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@Hanbelle11 I’m confused why there is leftover milk in the first place? If you don’t finish your milk at the end of the bowl, you simply don’t deserve the cereal.

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S/O to my bud Suzanne, who rips through a full ream of paper every day

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Strongest Boomer office tendency?