Tom Brown

Grandfather 👴🏾, Retired Truck Driver 🚚, High School Graduate 🎓, NRA member 🔫, Baptist ⛪️ , Proud #TrumpSupporter 🇺🇸

[Tom Brown @TomBrown205]

11- #DeadBeatDave 🤡
12- #KnuckleHeadKip 🤓
13- #HumptyNDumpty 🥚
14- @DethDeelinDale ☠️
15- #PalsyPaul ♿️
16- #BlindBobby 🥃

[Tom Brown @TomBrown205]

🥊 Rankings before the Xmas 🎄 boxin event…

🏆- @JaxonJames08 🤠
1️⃣- @CyrusWins9 🔫
2️⃣- @BigAlBBC69 💪🏿
3️⃣- @AshKickerUSA ☢️
4️⃣- @mongo_mikey 🤤
5️⃣- #AntonioThePerv 👀
6️⃣- #BL 🍑
7️⃣- #WhiteTrashDoug 🗑️
8️⃣- #ManlyMell 🧔🏻‍♀️
9️⃣- #ExSupavisaSam 👴🏻
🔟- #PissyPinesh 🇮🇳

[Ash Sweeney @AshKickerUSA]

U herd it rite, Im nawkin dat nastee #lezbo #ManlyMell🧔🏻‍♀️ owt kold 😵 n da 1st rownd #garenteed💯

Iv put on 25 lbs a 💪🏻 sinc I started werkin owt wit @JaxonJames08 n taykin 💉 a kupel weeks ago, n aint no 1 stoppin me‼️

They kallin me #AtomikAsh🤯kuz I hit harder then n #ABom☢️

[Tom Brown @TomBrown205]

9️⃣- #PissyPinesh 🇮🇳
🔟- #HumptyNDumpty 🥚
11 - @DethDeelinDale ☠️
12 - #PalsyPaul ♿️
13 - #BlindBobby 🥃

[Tom Brown @TomBrown205]

Every one’s been askin bout the #HiddenValleyRankings 🥊 so here they are!!!

🏆- @JaxonJames08 🤠
1️⃣- @CyrusWins9 🔫
2️⃣- @BigAlBBC69 💪🏿
3️⃣- @mongo_mikey 🤤
4️⃣- #AntonioThePerv 👀
5️⃣- #BL 🍑
6️⃣- #WhiteTrashDoug 🗑️
7️⃣- #ExSupavisaSam 👴🏻
8️⃣- #DeadBeatDave 🤡

[Tom Brown @TomBrown205]

Just bailed @AshKickerUSA outta #ConCollege ⛓

Fuckin #PatThePig 👮🏻‍♂️ got the whole force against the boys just cause he got beat up by em in high school 🙄

Think that’s why he became a cop, he’s always been a #pussy who can’t fight 😂

[Ash Sweeney @AshKickerUSA]

Het ir fm 🖐🏻 off mr u #PIG👮🏻‍♂️!!’bb!

U kamt mot aresy me 5 dis!’n

I AiMt DI mUThIN RIMG‼️

[Tom Brown @TomBrown205]

@AshKickerUSA Don’t let @CyrusWins9 kill em Ash!!! We can beat the hell outta #KrazyKeith but killin em ain’t what the #Lord 🙏🏻 would want and I ain’t want anyone goin to #jail ⛓ 👮🏻‍♂️ over a crack smokin wannabe #JungleRat

[Tom Brown @TomBrown205]

What the hell you doin #BrandiLynn⁉️

Put that 🔪 down and get away from the 🐈‼️

I ain’t lettin you do no #BloodMagic 🩸 ✨ I ain’t goin to hell 🙅🏿‍♂️!!!!

[Tom Brown @TomBrown205]

What the hell’s goin on #Eugene and #Hank⁉️ What’s this dick’s problem?!

[Tom Brown @TomBrown205]

Ash ain’t even do nothin wrong! Let him outta #TwitterJail ⛓ #FreeAsh @AshKickerUSA @JaxonJames08 @DaleAdams1776

[Tom Brown @TomBrown205]

@KeystoneLightUS 🙅🏿‍♂️ that he couldn’t even stand up…

Got em both in the 🛻 and I’m bringin em to Wilbur’s first, Dale looks pretty fucked up, all covered in sand flea bites, red like a 🍅, busted nose and maybe some cracked ribs #NotGood #Pray4Dale 🙏🏻

[Tom Brown @TomBrown205]

Holy shit!

It took me bout 2 days to find @DaleAdams1776 and @JaxonJames08 and lemme tell ya…it wasn’t pretty 🤦🏿‍♂️

Dale was layin face down in a sand dune on the 🏖 with one hand on a cup begging for money and the other hand down his pants 🤢 and Jax was so #drunk 🍻 off…

[Ash Sweeney @AshKickerUSA]

@TomBrown205 @JaxonJames08 @DaleAdams1776 Mak sur 2 check the #StripJoints🍑 n ne wares els u dun think they kuld b‼️

[Tom Brown @TomBrown205]

@AshKickerUSA @JaxonJames08 @DaleAdams1776 I’m still lookin for em in the alleys behind fast food places and liquor stores but I ain’t know where the hell they are yet!

[Ash Sweeney @AshKickerUSA]

WARE THE FUK IZ @JaxonJames08 n @DaleAdams1776⁉️

@TomBrown205 u dun hav n e luk findin m dwn n #Florabama🏖??!!

[Tom Brown @TomBrown205]

Left my granddaughter 👧🏽 with the Peterson’s from #church ⛪️ to go down to #Florabama 🏖 for the weekend!!

Me and the boys ain’t gonna be too #Christlike ✝️ down there though, that I can tell you…

[Ash Sweeney @AshKickerUSA]

Ahhh...

Dat #IrishCoffee🥃☕️ sur dun tast good 1st thin n the mornin! 🌞

Xcited 4 the wkend, gettin my shit redy now 2 hed dwn w/ #TheBoys🤙🏻 2 #Florabama🏖 n the #Bago🚍 4 sum #whorin🍆💦🍑, #drinkin🥃, n rippin #darts🚬

Sur iz gonna b fukin awsum n Evan Tom iz cumin‼️

[Tom Brown @TomBrown205]

@AshKickerUSA @JaxonJames08 @DaleAdams1776 @CyrusWins9 Was barely alive when me and @CyrusWins9 pulled him up off the hot top, thirsty as hell, eyes all red like he’d been crying a lot 😬

Took em over to #Wilbur 👨‍⚕️ 🏥 and he got Dale all set up with some IV stuff and some 💊…said he’s gonna be fine but should take it easy 4 a bit

[Tom Brown @TomBrown205]

@AshKickerUSA @JaxonJames08 @DaleAdams1776 @CyrusWins9 Oh we found him Ash and lemme tell ya, he was not lookin good 🤦🏿‍♂️

He was layin on his gut with his hands coverin his head, buncha empty #NattyDaddys 🍻 all over, a big #shitstain 💩 👖 on his pants and sunburned like hell…peeling, blistered, all red like a friggen 🍅 🤦🏿‍♂️