Thomas Buchanan III

Billionaire, athlete, sports car enthusiast, husband, loving father.

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This is an announcement from Mr. Buchanan's lawyer. In light of recent events, Mr. Buchanan will no longer be using this Twitter. Thank you.

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Poor old fellow Wilson! Damn the driver and may poor Myrtle's soul rest in peace! Speaking of the driver...

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No! Myrtle got killed by a speeding yellow car! My car! The murderer @JayGatsbyHQ will not incriminate my @Daisyfaybuchan!

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Bootlegger exposed!!! @JayGatsbyHQ Never thought somebody will find out about your little secrets, did you?! —July 1922

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Let's go to town! @NickCarraway465 @jordanbaker2013 Shame I have to squeeze in this circus wheel! Nobody messes with me! —July 1922

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@NickCarraway465 Probably just some bootlegger who got rich overnight.

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Ah ha! The cheater revealed! So this is the guy who's been meddling with my marriage! I know all about you now @JayGatsbyHQ !

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Daisy's been going out really frequently these afternoons. Where could she be going to? Some tea time gossip? —June 1922

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Something is fishy about that Gatsby fellow and I'm gonna find out what's going on. @NickCarraway465, you with me? — May 1922

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Went to one of Gatsby's ridiculous parties. Hated it. How the hell did he know my wife?! —May 1922

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@NickCarraway465 @jordanbaker2013 @Daisyfaybuchan It's alright, old pal, everything is taken care of.

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Met @NickCarraway465 with some Gatsby in New York today. Who is this Gatsby anyway? —April 1922

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@NickCarraway465 @Daisyfaybuchan @JayGatsbyHQ No, we're fine. A low class bootlegger will not harm my marriage.

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Got a few drinks with old pal @NickCarraway465 in New York today! Fun times! Nothing else happened, @Daisyfaybuchan, I promise. —March 1922

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@NickCarraway465 @Daisyfaybuchan Gaudy party, I hated it. I don't like the fella Gatsby either, y'all better watch out for him.

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Good times with @jordanbaker2013 @NickCarraway465 today! Got some untimely phone calls during dinnertime though...

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@NickCarraway465 @Daisyfaybuchan Whoever this Gatsby is, I am not interested. The name just sound to me like a random bootlegger.

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My Yale mate Nick Caraway's coming to visit today! That's me riding across my lawn. Nice house, isn't it?

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Reading "The Rise of the Colored Empires." Great book; anybody who's white should read it. #whitesupremist #DominantRace

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@NickCarraway465 Nick, delete this tweet and we can still be friends.