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"This additional support brings total U.S. assistance to Lebanon over the last year to over $385 million." —KJP

This used to be called "Aiding and abetting the enemy," or "Treason against the United States" (Article III, Section 3, Clause 1)

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So how thirsty are you? Do you want to drink the Kool-Aid (if you haven't already done so) that takes us two steps closer to Socialism? Or not?

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Mid August and it's too cold to swim. I swear, if #GlobalWarming gets any worse, we're all gonna freeze to death.

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Twilight is very comfortable tonight. Pleasant temps, light breeze...

Whoops...never mind. The local amphibians decided to celebrate the rain we had earlier this evening.

Carry on.

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Cold front arrived around 9:30 PM.

Good sleeping weather tonight, with the windows cracked.

Yee 'effing ha.

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Everyone likes to talk about how big and tough they are.

Until there's one little mosquito on their back porch.

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Thoreau once wrote, The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. Which is true.

But it may be more accurate to say, The mass of men go 'round with their heads up their butts.

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@EverythingKeanu You call it a "hallmark of liberalism." You're welcome.

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FYI: If the places where your dog pees in the yard turn yellow, it means your dog is dehydrated. It needs to drink more water. You're welcome.

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If you want to ride the crest of the wave, you've got to be willing to swallow a little backwash.
—Author unknown

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I'm not saying that systemic racism doesn't exist. I'm just saying it doesn't today, here in America. For crying out loud, we've had a black president, remember?

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It seems bats in the Midwest aren't fond of flying insects with exoskeletons. Otherwise they could have feasted during the cicada apocalypse.

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Finally. Just before midnight, we get a gentle rain that cools things off.

Thanks.

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Even without a radio, the distant echoes of great songs still bounce around my brain.

Thank you Lord for the gift of music.

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I'm so tired of listening to millennials tell me about how they've built a newer and better mousetrap. Just go to blah-blah-blah website and give them your credit card number.

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@elonmuskADO Yes because people will once again have faith in their leader. Some won't like him, but you don't have to like your leader to have faith in him.

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Sunshine after a rain. I can't see it, but there's surely a rainbow somewhere. I can't see it because I'm probably sitting right at the end of it. Go figure.

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The last male frog of the spring season is singing tonight.

He sounds so forlorn.