"You have bribery, money laundering, racketeering, and obstruction of justice allegations. Joe Biden's personal bank accounts will eventually be hit with a subpoena. This is why Joe Biden is desperate to keep Trump in court during the election. So Joe can lay low, let his lawyers and the media block questions and subpoenas, and stumble into a second term. Because if Joe Biden loses, he'll be indicted by Trump's Justice Department. So both candidates, Trump and Biden, must win this election in order to stay out of prison."
I wish success could be measured in the amount of alcohol I drink, and that I'd be celebrated for it. I like the irony of being toasted for being toasted.
Just grab the bottle. This sh*t show rolls on. Here are your top 10 news stories of the week. (Click for all 10).
1. Friday morning, prosecutors tried to get a gag order on former President Donald Trump. Judge agrees Trump has a 1st amendment right to Free Speech & restricts scope of the limitations. In reaction Democrats introduce bill to label all words from Donald Trump as felony level hate speech.
2. A special counsel has now been appointed to investigate Hunter Biden. David Weiss, the appointed special counsel is the same person who tried to negotiate Hunter's sweetheart deal, since the Biden administration is committed to letting us know that penalties for breaking the law are only for other people.
3. Up to 1,000 people missing on Hawaii's Maui Island as fires continue to blaze. Globalists to unveil new marketing campaign citing climate change, since Hawaii is known for cooler temperatures in summer, and somehow racism for the fires.
4. Jan 6th Capital security footage challenges key narratives. Hillary Clinton volunteers to spearhead security for this footage, so absolutely no one can ever find it again. You know, like Epstein's client list.
5. Seniors told to brace for far lower social security payment boost in 2024. The government offsets complaints by demanding boosters every month to thin out (I mean protect) seniors.
6. House Republicans release new set of bank records, which showed that Joe Biden's son, his family members and their associates were paid more than $20 million by Russians, Ukrainians, and other foreign nationals while Joe Biden was vice president. When asked for comment Joe said, "Cats have claws because raccoons like shopping with the Kardashians."
7. US State Dept has dire warning on food supply. With a wink and a nod they fire off email to George Soros and Klaus Schwab letting them know "Operation starve the public into compliance" is going according to plan.
8. Senator Rand Paul refers Dr. Fauci to DOJ for allegedly lying under oath. Dr. Fauci laughs off allegations in his best Judge Dredd voice, saying, "I am the science!"
9. Doctors are free to prescribe Ivermectin to treat Covid-19, a lawyer representing the US FDA said this week, but she makes sure to let you know that you shouldn't, because Pfizer needs your donations.
10. Missouri Vs. Biden update: RFK Jr. lawsuit consolidated while DOJ claims "irreparable harm" for not being allowed to violate American citizen's 1st amendment rights. DOJ claims you are not allowed to know anything unless they say so or it's bad for the country, or something.
*I hope you enjoyed this round up of Hellraiser: Biden addition with my satirical spin on each story.
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