Tom Christian

Comedian, birder, chocoholic and caffiend.

[Tom Christian @TomChristian87]

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[NWLeics Labour @LabourNWL]

Need a good laugh? Yeah, us too! That's why we've invited @JCampbellComedy @edijohnstonbit and @TomChristian87 to deliver just that! You'll also be supporting us as we prepare to win the next #GeneralElection! Details for admission and location on the poster.🌹

[Tom Christian @TomChristian87]

The years stopped comin’ 😢

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[Funhouse comedy @funhousecomedy]

This Fri Feb 24th we're @stamfordarts for a night full of laughter with @JackGleadow @wilsonstandup @TomChristian87 and Compere @peteteckman tickets here: https://t.co/NHkRlf0dj5

[Tom Christian @TomChristian87]

Why does this road sign sound like a boxing match line-up?

[Funhouse comedy @funhousecomedy]

Friday night laughter at #MelbourneSportingPartnership next Fri Feb 3rd with @PatrickJMonahan @BarbaraNice @TomChristian87 and Compere @harvhawkscomedy get your tickets here and come along: https://t.co/hSx8OAXqPs

[Tom Christian @TomChristian87]

@NoContextBrits Rock.

[Funhouse comedy @funhousecomedy]

Join us @walnut_tree_inn #Blisworth on Thurs Jan 26th for a great night of laughter with @PosthillDanny
@robrouse @TomChristian87 and Compere Adam Beardsmore get your tickets here: https://t.co/WiIK2s0aGI

[Funhouse comedy @funhousecomedy]

Come along to #45Live #Kidderminster on Wednesday December 28th fill the gap between Christmas and New Year and join the fun with @EddyBrimson @fionaallentweet @TomChristian87 and Compere @jamesecook get your tickets here: https://t.co/QrJiArnaPP

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Even the sky is showing its support for LGBTQ+ rights in protest of the Qatari World Cup! #QatarWorldCup2022

[Funhouse comedy @funhousecomedy]

Join us at #CastleInn #CastleDonington on Wed Oct 26th for a night full of laughter with @duncanoakley
@EddyBrimson @TomChristian87 and Compere @Barry_Dodds Get your tickets here: https://t.co/UzEHiBoLsV

[Tom Christian @TomChristian87]

ITV are bringing back Gladiators, but surely the names will need to be updated to meet modern moral standards?
Jet will have to become Electric Car, Hunter can become Gatherer and Rhino won’t be there as they’re all extinct.

[Funhouse comedy @funhousecomedy]

Mid-week laughter @BluebellEaston on Wed Sep 28th with @a_tweety_bird Simon Bligh @TomChristian87 and
Compere @JCampbellComedy Ticket details here: https://t.co/xJgQqLWC0P

[Tom Christian @TomChristian87]

If you’re arranging any LGBTQ+ events in America, remember to do it before the leaves turn brown, as Pride comes before the fall.

[Tom Christian @TomChristian87]

“Proclamation number 1: You do not talk about the proclamations...”

[Tom Christian @TomChristian87]

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Vauxhall Corsa-e worth over £31k! It’s free to enter & you have until 30th September. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: https://t.co/Tveyl3WEnf

[Tom Christian @TomChristian87]

I think I’d fuck Gordon Ramsay just to see what he’d make me for breakfast.

[Tom Christian @TomChristian87]

Such a great product; the amount of plastic hands I’ve blended since I bought it is unreal.

[Tom Christian @TomChristian87]

Piers Morgan’s new show title is refreshingly honest.

[Tom Christian @TomChristian87]

Why does this sound like the name of a kooky antiques dealer on daytime BBC2?