Tom Clark

I mostly stick to sports. NYY, NYI, the god damn NYJ. Tweets are mostly exaggerations and/or sarcastic. 9X AWL🏆

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@IslesWhiteSUV In some parallel Milburyless universe a #Isles team led by Chara, Spezza and Luongo won the cup...

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@nypost You gotta be a real moron to let a some company chip your brain.

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@awfulannouncing Wish this was an actual option. Dont need announcers telling me what I’m seeing .

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@StevenCheah I’d be thinking of cashing that lawsuit check on the way down.

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@barstoolsports I was almost worried about dropping a series to this loser organization. 😮‍💨

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@JackKennedy This isn’t even a 2020s thing, gotta go back to Cheech and Chong at least

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@ericcarstairs11 @spittinchiclets If the refs see their mistake in one full speed replay, that would be an egregious miss. Of you need a couple minutes, zoomed in frame by frame looks it’s gone too far

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@EvanRobertsWFAN @WFAN660 Weak*

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@EvanRobertsWFAN @WFAN660 Do we forget the 98’ Yankees were arguably the greatest team ever? Knicks walking through a west eastern conference, likely to get the gentleman’s sweep in the finals.

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@EvanandTikiWFAN You have to do him dirty making him look 250lbs?

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@BaseballWRLD_ Idk if I’m in the minority here, but I don’t consider combined no hitters as real no hitters.

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@redsoxsimp @RaulRei86168412 @KutterIsKing They also have the most after, 11 more than the Cards.

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@_k_3424 @SbondyNBA Knicks don’t have a problem selling court side tickets to Knicks fans or celebs that’ll pretend to be Knicks fans for a night

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@thegoldenmuzzy This has gotta be among the most pathetic things a jilted lover/fan/teammate has ever said

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@Howie6149 @ryanwhitney6 Found not guilty, figure a Giants fan would know what that means

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@BarstoolHubbs Its like there was minimum budget for the final season. Blew their wad on Sam Jackson’s paragraph of dialogue

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@PFTCommenter I can hear my old coach counting these 1/2 reps, “zero, zero, zero, zero”

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@barstoolsports How dumb ya gotta be to get in trouble for weed in 20266? lol

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@jayhaykid Yes?