Tom Clatworthy

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Since the Universe has no center, you can’t be it.

[Game Maker's Toolkit @gamemakerstk]

Dear Sony. I would like to cancel my PlayStation Plus membership, but I still want to receive the free games each month. You’ve said this is ridiculous, and you haven’t offered me an acceptable compromise. I demand to be treated with respect.

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Congrats to the Trump administration on making “stealing money from cancer patients to use for kidnapping children” a thing that exists outside of comic book villains

[Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew]

I’d rather jump cock-first into a woodchipper with an arse full of wasps.

[Femi @Femi_sorry]

Tired of being ruled by the unelected Brussels elite?
Well here's what nobody ever tells you...

[Picard Tips @PicardTips]

Picard management tip: Your knowledge is a wellspring from which to draw for others, not a treasure to hoard for yourself.

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

I know that brexit’s about more than money and I should stick to physics and I’m a member of the elite from Oldham etc. etc. But these statistics from the UBS survey are quite shocking to me. They signal an absolute disaster if government doesn’t get a grip very soon. https://t.co/3cRwlJ7yNo

[Tom Clatworthy @TomClatworthy1]

@MikeSummersUK @ProfBrianCox Actually, they've said the opposite, we would return on the same terms we are currently and have been on for some time as we have not currently left, only worse terms if we actually leave and then go back

[Picard Tips @PicardTips]

Picard management tip: Expecting people to work long hours is short-sighted, counter-productive, and potentially dangerous.

[𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐂𝐚𝐡𝐧 @Buncahn]

If you go to the movies, you need to shut the fuck up.

Is the movie on? Yes? Then shut the fuck up during the movie.

Is it a quiet scene? Then shut the fuck up.

Is it a loud scene? Still shut the fuck up.

If you go to the movies, you need to shut the fuck up.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

‘Also, the president doesn’t have a moustache.’ https://t.co/zI7RVuDI1q

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Donald Trump deserves to be reunited with his parents.

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

A tale of two parties...

Rachel Maddow breaks down while reporting about children being taken from their parents...

Corey Lewandowski mocks a girl with Down Syndrome being taken from her parents...

You decide which side of history you want to be on.

I have.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Obama's complaints about Republicans stopping his agenda are BS since he had full control for two years. He can never take responsibility.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

One thing I know for sure: no one on the right side of history has ever had to nitpick what the definition of “cage” is.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

As is true for all Mammals, we nurture, care for, and protect our young. So I’m guessing that if we were Bears, ICE agents who separated children from their parents would have all been mauled by now.