Tom Clutterbuck

Technical theatre designer, production stage manager, director (sometimes), composer (less often) and comedian (when I feel like punishing myself)

[Tom Clutterbuck @TomClutterbuck]

The only thing I've ever cared about that has never let me down is Boglins

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Ned is a mensch. It’s been an honour and a privilege to be part of this journey

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I appear to be slowly taking over a highly popular podcast about cycling, despite knowing nothing on the subject…
But Ned is the most fun to talk to, so I’m enjoying every second

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@MoaT75 @nedboulting @neverstraysfar Thanks Hannah! I’m glad you’re enjoying my rambles. And yes, I’d also realised too late that “It’s a Vauxhall Vivaro” could arguably be considered my catchphrase. I should have written that when I signed Ned’s book…

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@VickiMaitland @nedboulting @Petekennaugh @millarmind Oh hey. Thanks Vicki!

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@LeanneDevlin10 Sure thing. I quit for several years as solidarity to me ex, who had issues with it and needed to stop fully.
I now drink a little, but have actually realised that I’ve always had an intolerance, so never drink to any sort of excess

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@aliterative This one
https://t.co/0fIColKjXb

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@destructo9000 There isn’t one.
Because nothing is more punk than being underrated.
Therefore, the most underrated band are the punkest band, thus not underrated.
#punkparadox

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@MollyNaylor Aka, “Nayl-ing list”

[Alice R Fraser @aliterative]

I’m going to blow this thing right open right now. 85% of lineup shows where it’s a big name comedian ‘and friends’, they’re not actually friends with all the other acts.

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I always feel sorry for the actor playing the doctor / police officer who has to give bad news.
We only ever hear their first two lines, then the rest of the speech gets filtered out to a low burble while we cut in tight on the main actor's face and hear reverby sad piano chords

[Paul F Taylor @paulyftaylor]

A handful of sketches I wrote are airing in this award winning series airing in radio 4 at 18.30 today

#PleaseUseOtherDoor

https://t.co/9L7XWWCITu

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@MisterABK I have always said something similar

https://t.co/WfV2hL4l7H

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I don't understand why people only want to listen to happy music because it's summer.
I am perfectly capable of nihilism in the sunshine

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@josephbor Cheers pal!

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I mean, I’m obviously gonna share it when someone says something this nice about me…
But Paul is the best, and I absolutely loved working on his show. Hope we get to bring it elsewhere so more of you can see how great it is

[Paul F Taylor @paulyftaylor]

Ive gone straight from my Edinburgh show to moving house so I haven’t had much time to reflect yet but I want to send a message to say thanks to all the staff @BarrelComedy for their help this past month & a special thanks to @TomClutterbuck who I think is a genius

[Alice R Fraser @aliterative]

I wake on suddenly the final morning of @edfringe. I’ll do a real update, but for now just well done all. It’s an extraordinary thing. Half trade show, half convention, half conference, half masterclass, half fun-fair, half endurance event, half experimental life-art dance piece.

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@malsieecdonald @turlygod Haha. Perfect

[Bowjangles @Bowjanglesmusic]

And now for some non-edfringe related content - here’s 🌤️Cloudbusting🌧️ by Kate Bush arranged for string quartet

[Tom Clutterbuck @TomClutterbuck]

@aliterative 🦆

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@turlygod It’s an omission people won’t mind.
Like if you ran a sandwich place, and advertised a BLTS, where the S stood for “spiders”.
I don’t think they’d complain if you ran out

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@turlygod Not today it won’t I’m afraid