Steve Oettinget

i found 27 cents on the sidewalk

[Steve Oettinget @TomDorsa]

looking at a tweet with 30k likes that includes my dumbass artwork hell yeah

[outfit repeater @bat_faced]

The 27 packets of diablo taco bell sauce got the landlord special this is my 9/11

[Sam Blum @SamBlum3]

Andrelton Simmons was one of the best defensive shortstops ever.

But at age 32, w/ a shoulder injury, his MLB career ended. He disappeared. No explanation. No rehab/return. Just gone.

“I don’t regret it. I needed a mental break.”

Interview w/ Simmons: https://t.co/XVx2gkKpdv

[Steve Oettinget @TomDorsa]

@tylercstafford and the cubs batting this "crown-armstrong" kid leadoff in his big league debut is so strange

[Steve Oettinget @TomDorsa]

@BaseballWRLD_ Vladdy Fernando
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tell your dad to shut the hell up about being a complete hitter and just be yourself for the love of all that is holy

[Steve Oettinget @TomDorsa]

The invention of hockey was a mistake

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M*chael R*sso somehow picks the most important time for being a decent journalist to embarrass himself Online every single year. It is honestly impressive

[Steve Oettinget @TomDorsa]

This legit hurts my body to watch https://t.co/IZCjWNT6zj

[Steve Oettinget @TomDorsa]

Holy shit that is a Cinco De Morrow level bone crushing open ice hit

[Steve Oettinget @TomDorsa]

@JFreshHockey objectively one of the worst songs ever recorded

https://t.co/27s8v9WMnX

[Steve Oettinget @TomDorsa]

I live in Denver and I have never won an NCAA men's ice hockey national championship. There a few folks here who have though

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https://t.co/KiDJIf3Zb7

[Steve Oettinget @TomDorsa]

This app colossally sucks 99.9% of the time but the recent surge of 17776 adoration content is part of the 0.1%

[Steve Oettinget @TomDorsa]

PNC Park stands for Pretty Neat City because Pittsburgh is that

[Steve Oettinget @TomDorsa]

did you know? the "PPG" in PPG Paints Arena stands for Pittsburgh Penguins Games because that is what happens there

[Steve Oettinget @TomDorsa]

@zo_demalia 2022 brendan rodgers i will never forget u

[Steve Oettinget @TomDorsa]

We gotta find a new baseball league for the Rockies to play in

[Steve Oettinget @TomDorsa]

@RyanCohen24 this is why mountain time is the lord's timezone. east coast weekend games begin at 10:30 or 11 a.m., the latest west coast weeknight games are typically wrapped up by 11 pm. the perfect balance

[Steve Oettinget @TomDorsa]

tyler seguin's first season with the dallas stars coincided with the introduction of the victory green jerseys and im very thankful for that

how dare you soil an otherwise perfectly fine brad richards jersey

https://t.co/GuRiyDdrO7

[Steve Oettinget @TomDorsa]

yall wanna see a crime posted on eBay https://t.co/SxSPjZE1Xn

[Steve Oettinget @TomDorsa]

i believe this is a baseball backpack but i did hit it with an audible "lol" at the thrift store

[Steve Oettinget @TomDorsa]

listening to the kuiper brothers call an afternoon regular season baseball game and i could start tearing up at any moment tbh

[Steve Oettinget @TomDorsa]

@FoolishBB i really hope my favorite player is ranked highly and is thoroughly appreciated by the comments section. i also wish for my least favorite player, who plays for my team's rival, to be ranked in the 40s or perhaps not appear on the list entirely