Tom DuBois

MY BOOTY IS MINE!

[Tom DuBois @TomDuBoiz]

Aww Jazzy likes her first boy. He's gonna die.

[Tom DuBois @TomDuBoiz]

@DickORushballs OH! And YOU. You're just a poor excuse of a human being, sir. Very poor excuse.

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I mean, what in the actual fuck makes you believe that you can just get away with shit like this?!

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@JohnMcBD and because of this, you have to TWEET "Fuck You" to the wonderful @BarackOBD.

[Tom DuBois @TomDuBoiz]

@JohnMcBD Don't me mad because when you stick up the middle finger, nobody can see it. With yo broke-arm ass!

[Tom DuBois @TomDuBoiz]

You know, sometimes I'm tired then a bitch of being the nice guy when everybody else can be mean.

[Tom DuBois @TomDuBoiz]

@dansecurity Lick my balls, bitch!

[Tom DuBois @TomDuBoiz]

@BarackOBD Don't let those punk-ass bitches get under your skin...sir.

[Tom DuBois @TomDuBoiz]

Why must people be so inconsiderate?

[Tom DuBois @TomDuBoiz]

Such a wonderful family I have. Thank you @BarackOBD for being such a great influence.

[Tom DuBois @TomDuBoiz]

Oh Michael, Michael, Michael. Such a joyous person. I miss him greatly. Such quality music! #RIPMJ #WeMissMJ

[Tom DuBois @TomDuBoiz]

It is truly a beautiful day :')

[Tom DuBois @TomDuBoiz]

#ChrisBrownNeedsTo Water down some of his songs. I shouldn't have to worry about Sarah becoming aroused when his slow songs come on. -_-

[Huey Freeman @HueyHFreeman]

#ChrisBrownNeedsTo Find inner peace. He's a very angry person, and it shows.

[Tom DuBois @TomDuBoiz]

It's so nice to just sit back and think about everything in your life. #RealeaseTheStress Mmmm...Ahhh

[Tom DuBois @TomDuBoiz]

I'm going to try to go to a Nascar event at some time. That should be a new experience. :)

[Tom DuBois @TomDuBoiz]

Jazmine isn't allowed to have twitter, guys. Too many predators on the net. I don't feel totally safe myself...

[Tom DuBois @TomDuBoiz]

I'm still so happy Summer's here! Even though I don't get a break from work, I still feel so alive! It's very soothing...

[Tom DuBois @TomDuBoiz]

@RobertJebediah @HueyHFreeman and @ReezyFreeman, I heard about you guys' run-in with the #Hateocracy! Scary. Glad you came out safe!

[Tom DuBois @TomDuBoiz]

@MrJimmyRebel NO!