Tom McKeown

Freelance journalist and broadcaster. Lanky git. Ginger man.

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@StillLaughing10 @LBC @mrjamesob Yawn. Can’t argue with reason and logic because your fascist overlord doesn’t give you any actual policy to back up your argument, so you resort to personal attacks (from my own bio anyway). Get blocked and have the day you deserve.

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@prodnose “Gareth what do you make of that first half?”

“Well I’m not sure it was the right idea to push forward so much, especially when England scored the third.”

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Either Southgate is stubborn and ignoring what literally everyone else is seeing, or he can’t see it at all. I’m not sure which is worse.

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The most dramatic of finishes to a match and Jonathan Pearce sounds like he’s out for a Sunday stroll. Absolutely zero passion or emotion in his comms anymore

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Counterpoint to that, if Southgate is also bemoaning the lack of Kalvin Phillips, he’s truly bereft of ideas, when he has both the best midfielder and striker in the world right now at his disposal.

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The fact Southgate says dropping deep after scoring isn’t his plan, means that there’s a much bigger issue at hand. It’s not shit coaching, it’s that the players are either not listening or don’t believe in him. Either way, we’re fucked.

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Diogo Jota spending ages trying to get the ball off the keeper just to do a dumb celebration, only to then have it disallowed for offside, is bloody hilarious

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@PeteHall86 Ahh yes West Brom, of course. Thanks for not making me keep thinking about it haha

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@PeteHall86 Might’ve been against Liverpool in the 90s but not sure

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@PeteHall86 No wait that was 3-1 sorry

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@PeteHall86 Leicester?

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@OUFCOfficial We all saw it coming a mile off Des, so I don’t know what you’ve been watching.

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Do we even have any coaching or training sessions? It doesn’t look like it #oufc

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No discipline, no plan, no direction. This is worrying to see from #oufc but the signs have been there for a while now.

We look like a team that doesn’t know how we want to play, and don’t look like we feel we can win the game at any point when we step on to the pitch.

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@IanMiddletonX Reading fans there, Ian, but let’s not get that in the way of smearing Oxford United again, shall we?

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@pauljohnsontog @Reverend_Makers Haha fair, I was talking about that ridiculous bicycle kick he did from outside the box