Tom El-Shawk

It’s the discourse Mick, I just love it. Never knowingly nutmegged

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.

[Aboo Hafsah @AbuHafsah1]

An anti-migrant hotel protester who has attended demonstrations in Norwich calling for the "protection of women and children" is a convicted paedophile.

🤷🏽‍♂️

[Tyler @tylerfoster49]

Truly terrifying how hostile the media become toward you, the second you express solidarity with Palestine.

[Leyla Hamed @leylahamed]

Apparently, Lamine was a bright-eyed boy until he held up a Palestine flag. Then, he became controversial.

The journalists who make a living romanticising athletes like Muhammad Ali are the first to punish those who try to use their voice for something meaningful today.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

A man armed with an axe and other weapons entered a mosque in Manchester.

A woman wearing a hijab was hit by a car in southeast London.

A 36-year-old white Scottish man was charged yesterday after stabbing five people in an anti-Muslim hate attack.

An imam’s house in Bolton was targeted in an arson attack.

There have also been multiple attacks on mosques, including an arson attack intended to endanger life, a projectile attack, multiple incidents involving graffitis, and hate signs.

Not a single COBRA meeting. No dedicated officers to protect the community. Just a few tweets.

[liam cunningham @liamcunningham1]

Andy Burnham joined Labour friends of Israel in 2015.
Same shit, different day.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Tom El-Shawk @TomElShawk]

Yep, that picture just about sums it up

[Mike Andrews @MikeJ_A]

Bethall this series.
6 & 14
9 & 0

Who’d have thought that the IPL might not be the best prep for a test match? I can’t stand this England regime, treating our national team as if it were a franchise.

[JonnyUtd @Fx1Jonny]

Those 5 innocent Muslims stabbed tonight is on Rupert Lowe, Nigel Farage and Elon Musk.

This is what happens when you spread blatant fucking lies about Muslims and their faith.

Make me fucking sick you liars!!

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

The same week that @RupertLowe10 put out his bullshit ‘rape gang report’ falsely claiming Muslims raped 250,000 white girls & same week @elonmusk amplified it on here, this happens. Is anyone surprised?

They’re inciting violence against Muslims and emboldening extremists.

[Andy Ha @AndyHa_]

Endrick: Don’t use all the cinnamon. I need it for baking.

Ancelotti:

[Gyll King Post Skip Diplomacy @GyllKing]

Cosy innit? Neoliberalism.

[Flamengo em Baixa Qualidade @Fla100Qualidade]

Endrick: "Sou Palmeirense desde criancinha"

Ancelotti:

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

Keir Starmer had one of the largest parliamentary majorities in modern British history, won largely because the Conservatives had collapsed.

In just two years, he managed to burn through so much political capital that Labour had to bring in an external candidate, engineering an election to do so.

Itself not surprising given Starmer spent years purging the party and tightly controlling candidate selections, leaving Parliament packed with MPs chosen for loyalty to his project-of-nothing, rather than any sign of intelligence, imagination, independence or political talent.

The result is a governing party with little vision beyond misery.

His premiership will be remembered (if at all) for two things: more economic immiseration at home, as living standards stagnated and public services continued to crumble, and unwavering support abroad for Israel's genocidal war on Gaza, despite mounting international condemnation.

And remember, accounts on here called things like “LeninBalls6969” told you this would happen for nearly half-a-decade. And establishment journalists tried to convince you Starmer was not a hollow, politically talentless man. But a sensible grown-up.

This humiliation is not just on Starmer, but every useless commentator and establishment journalist who banged the drum for two wasted years.

[Ramon Agusta @ramonagusta]

Asda is going bust... stripped of its assets by Private Equity like BHS and Debenhams were. Now paying rent on assets it used to own... and interest on debts to fund it's own purchase.

When will we ever learn.

[Euan @euangtaylor]

Mark Pougatch turning up for work tomorrow

[Tom El-Shawk @TomElShawk]

6ft 5 and hard as fuck..

[Zlatan Ibrahimović @Ibra_official]

The studio will never forget

[Torren @Torren__]

Vas a la cocina a por una cerveza y de repente el comentarista empieza a hablar más alto.

[Tom El-Shawk @TomElShawk]

Utd twitter during the transfer window is insufferable.

[Tom El-Shawk @TomElShawk]

@HenrySa69019703 @dvdrgy Crazy to pretend they are even remotely or proportionately the same deals in any way.