Tom Ester

bam bam alakazam |25| he/him 🏳️‍⚧️
💉10/31/22
✂️4/10/25
Minneapolis gay

[Tom Ester @TomEster2]

It's so humid in Minneapolis right now, it is simply over for all of us once the sun comes out

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Spain-Argentina is the first World Cup “Colonizer vs Colonized” match that makes me say “well, let’s consider the nuances”

[Tom Ester @TomEster2]

I'm not happy Spain won, I'm happy Argentina lost

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@slirneboy The dream

[Tom Ester @TomEster2]

The last time we had this kind of animosity between the English and the French they were at war

[glimmerous fop 🇵🇸 @Scramblesyolk]

How I felt getting he/him’ed by a stranger for the first time

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@slirneboy YESSSS

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@PandoraYoungArt @NatureUnedited Thank you for this bit of poetry this morning, I can already tell "how many more can remain, I go on wondering" is going to become a regular part of my vocabulary

[Tom Ester @TomEster2]

I went to the hospital on July 4th, no one is a bigger Pitt fan than me

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

New angles of the giant Lionel Messi statue in Patagonia

[Tom Ester @TomEster2]

@Libertys_Belle The RIGHT woman will drain your wallet to promote AI shit on Twitter apparently

[Tom Ester @TomEster2]

Being sick as an adult is so weird, like what do you mean I have to drive myself to the minute clinic?

[Tom Ester @TomEster2]

I love overhearing our IT team crash out at the IT support service we all crash out over because they have the words to properly get angry at them

[Tom Ester @TomEster2]

You know that sounds frequency that freaks out the human brain? The Backrooms is that for 110 minutes

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I threw up so much my stomach is aching like I had an ab workout

[Tom Ester @TomEster2]

I know I am sick as hell, but I would kill for a pizza

It would be so good until I threw it up 10 minutes later

[Tom Ester @TomEster2]

As much as I hate having food poisoning/a stomach bug, it is nice to know that my morning vomiting wasn't pregnancy related

[Tom Ester @TomEster2]

One wild thing about being trans is I have gone to a doctor regularly for 4 years and yet I do not have a primary care doctor

[Tom Ester @TomEster2]

There's something so satisfying about listening to your coworker go completely off about something one minute, then watching them calmly lie to their boss about it the next

Like, we're in this together man