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[HSVSphere @HSVSphere]

just learnt about CPU cache. why do people use RAM? why don't they just use a terabyte of L1 cache

[Pablo Guillen @pablo_guillen_]

106 jours après son dernier match à XV, Antoine Dupont va rejouer avec le Stade Toulousain ce samedi !

On se rappelle tous de sa dernière apparition…

[Zarathustra @zarathustra5150]

“Have a nice day”
- vague
- weak
- ignorable

"Enjoy your next 24 hours”
- ominous
- strong
- alarming

[🍉 biobak @biobak64]

emile zola si il était italien

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

Duolingo should have an "I'm going on holiday to this country very soon" setting so it teaches you "can I have the bill" instead of "the cow boils an egg"

[Vega Shah @dr_alphalyrae]

ok that’s enough linkedin for me

[（¯﹃¯）🇫🇷 @pursuepolo]

twitter is lowkey just a “who can say the joke the loudest” competition

[Grace @kindgracekind]

To avoid local minima, generate a random number after every decision you make. If it comes up >.99, do the opposite of what you decided

[David K 🎹 @DavidKPiano]

90% of software complexity comes from developers having opinions

[Theo - t3.gg @theo]

Setting up a python env is so awful how do any of these people make fun of Node

[Bryan Cheong @bryancsk]

Sabotage your competitors by sending this to their engineers

[Тsфdiиg @tsoding]

As a Software Developer at some point you don't learning languages anymore. You get familiarized with them. Like you do with a new car. You already know how to drive.

[Sk @OBJ13__]

Avec les JO tu te rend compte qu’avec un bon public et un commentateur qui s’enflamme beh tout les sports enculent le foot mdr

[Pav @ChristianThePav]

Me explaining to my boss why we should use Rust.

[˗ˏˋmewtru´ˎ˗ @trunarla]

I didn't realize the reason we learn math for our computer science degree is so that when we work as software engineers we can convert story points to days of work. 3 points is 2 days but 8 points is a week 👌

[Pierre Ammiche @PierreAmmiche]

Une bien belle tournée du XV de France. Il ne manque plus qu’une bonne agression homophobe et ça sera le Grand Chelem.
À la place de la FFR, j’annule les deux derniers matchs, et on rentre à la piaule. Trop la honte pour rester.