Buzzardboi2000

One of these days, we’ll look back on all of this and cry. Again.

[Buzzardboi2000 @TomFetner]

@inkonitoTurco @clashreport Nope

[Buzzardboi2000 @TomFetner]

@realDonaldTrump My god, you are a ducking idiot.

[Buzzardboi2000 @TomFetner]

@SkyriziUS For the love of Christ and my sanity, please change the music on your television commercials. It’s the absolute worst.

[Buzzardboi2000 @TomFetner]

@ashaney I don’t know about the rest of you, but monitoring whitelist plug-ins is my masturbatorial jam

[Buzzardboi2000 @TomFetner]

@SexCounseling @realDonaldTrump You’re a silly billy

[Buzzardboi2000 @TomFetner]

@realDonaldTrump There were at least 200 killed, you overcooked hot dog

[Buzzardboi2000 @TomFetner]

Sometimes, I lie awake at night trying to figure out how on Earth people have their shit together

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

I’m not exaggerating when I say the President actually thinks that banks are postponing mortgages and supermarkets aren’t charging for groceries because of the shutdown.

It is SCARY how fucking stupid this man is.

[chelsea adelaine hassler @chelseaadelaine]

it’s a typo for the ages

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

when they go explosive devices, we go interrupting them while they're dipping marshmallows into the chocolate waterfall at Golden Corral

[Buzzardboi2000 @TomFetner]

@ashaney @kodysandwich I think the problem of being a country run by dirty shitholes would be solved with the overdue introduction of the bidet. Sayin.

[Buzzardboi2000 @TomFetner]

You on a triplex, me on a roughs unit. The sun poking through the trees. Eye contact. Hydraulic fluid coursing through propulsive actuators.

[Buzzardboi2000 @TomFetner]

Imma start a new storyline about life as a golf course worker. The stories may sound porny; but, they are written as actually experienced.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"You're very quiet"

Thanks for saying this in front of everyone, really helps

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Getting ready to watch Trump's address to a JOINT session of congress. There’s a clue in this tweet about how we’re going to get through it.

[Buzzardboi2000 @TomFetner]

First tornado warning of the season!

[Buzzardboi2000 @TomFetner]

@nprpolitics @NPR Dammit I miss this dude... who'd've thunk is ever say that...

[Buzzardboi2000 @TomFetner]

@kuarpublicradio What a waste of money...